Stupid ColleaguesGodwin's Lawyer tells us: "I once worked with a lad who believed 'Frankenstein' was based on a true story, and that the book was written by Shirley Bassey." Tell us about your workplace dopes.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34)
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Does Advanced Higher Computing count? Picture the scene; about eight 6th year students sitting in class in various stages of arsing around... when someone (an ordinarily intelligent fellow) gets a CD stuck in one of the iMacs (stop laughing, it's all the supply company sold... until the year after I left, when they all got replaced with PCs... fuckchops)
Anyway, he tells the teacher who gives him a paperclip to open the CD tray in the time-honoured-poke-a-hole fashion.
With which he attempts to use to PRISE OPEN THE DRIVE.
Not knowing about the hole I can forgive... just about. But trying to prise open ANYTHING with a paperclip? What in the fat unholy buggerosity where you hoping to achieve?
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Iki I think my camel is dead., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 1:13,
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Perhaps it might be better to worry about the fact you left school not knowing the difference between "were" and "where"before worrying about somebody else not knowing their way around a piece of equipment.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:06,
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if i had any idea about the usual method of opening a cd tray on a mac or pc i expect i would find this HILARIOUS.as i don't, imma file this under 'legless'.
cheers.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:09,
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