Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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My (now ex) girlfriend was surprised when she came back to her flatto find me fucking a SEMEN PATEL up the arse, over her sofa.
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 18:02,
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