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This is a question Theft

Ever stolen something? Own up to the B3ta Police. Ever been the victim of theft? Grass somebody up.

Thanks to fucksocks for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:51)
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I was in the bath
and I stole a look at my tumescent penis and realised I needed the toilet

Long story short I ended up pissing in my own mouth
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:44, 3 replies)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:51, closed)
Gets funnier every time doesn't it.

(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 20:32, closed)
it's a gift that keeps giving

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 16:12, closed)

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