As a nipper, camping outdoors with my neighbour - the only friend I had within 4 miles.
Every year we'd set up a tent in my parents back garden and camp out for 3 or 4 nights a year. Our parents were fine with this for 4 or 5 years but as soon as she started growing tits they decided we weren't allowed to any more.

It was years later when I realised why they'd put a stop to it but I was only 11 at the time.

It's not like we did anything more than tops and fingers too :(
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:50, 11 replies)

Yeah your dad's a right perv.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:56, closed)

You've clearly met him

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:57, closed)

hes clearly read your previous post

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:13, closed)

Have you met my dad too?

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:15, closed)

Everyone's met your dad.
I say "met", I mean "bummed in return for quite a lot of cash, actually".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:17, closed)

You're a male prostitute?

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:20, closed)

Aren't we all, Airman? Are we not all, in our own way, male prostitutes?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:30, closed)

you paid his dad so you could bum him?

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:22, closed)

He's got an arse like a windsock, it's great.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:30, closed)

Mouthful of water sprayed over monitor moment there.

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:32, closed)

I call bullshit.
I think your story below was about you catching your old man shuffling one out whilst watching you and the neighbors daughter playing Drs and nurses while he sniffed both of you knickers and this story is your memory trying to blot it out.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:14, closed)