You should know, you're on it.
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( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:19, 2 replies)

I feel quite unpleasant after that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:20, closed)

This might sound like an odd question, but.
Have you recently stopped taking fluphenazine, or haloperidol?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:32, closed)

Flickr wasn't particularly forthcoming, but from what I could gather it's not a strong resemblance. He reminds me more of staredog.

Compare and contrast.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:47, closed)

If you'd have been able to procure or wangle your way into the access of any photographic records of my likeness made within the last half a decade, you might have possibly concluded that I look more like this.

It's called "keeping up to date". You should endeavour to try it sometime.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 22:58, closed)

I didn't put that much effort into it. But, for what it's worth - I think you'd have been better off sticking with the Jarvis Cocker vibe, rather than transitioning towards Phil Collins. I bet emos and hipsters retrospectively love Pulp - could've been an 'in'.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 2:57, closed)

It wouldn't have been worthwhile. Even in that poverty-stricken phase of my life NHS glasses would have made me look like Eric Morecambe or one of Reeves and Mortimer's Bra Men.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 22:06, closed)