My boyfriend
Used to be some kind of media big shot.
But it all went pear shaped and now I was living with a bitter drunken lazy slob with a huge chip on his shoulder.
He didnt come back one night and I though he must be having an affair.
Seems he encountered this loony tramp who stopped him from committing suicide.
Everything went weird from then, he brought the tramp back to our place, fed him, tried to clean him up and even get him a girlfriend.
She was as mad as bag of badgers, got right up my nose with her weird ways.
But anyway we all went out for a chinese meal and they seemed to hit it off.
And things between my boyfriend and I really took off that night.
Then he went and broke into some rich guys house and stole a trophy for his tramp friend, and we split up.
Then he gets all rich and famous again, decided he does love me and comes back.
He still sees this tramp guy and they hang out naked in the park, purely platonic he assures me
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:22, 5 replies)

ummm...I see what you did there?
Actually, I don't. But you get a click for making me WTF and gurn in confusion.
(Helixdaunting, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 5:41, closed)

Errrmmm
The Fisherking?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:07, closed)

forgot to mention that
1) you accidentaly made a bad joke and some nutter went on a killing spree
2) The tramp believed he was a holy knight
3) You realised that the tramp's wife was killed by said nutter
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:54, closed)

Didnt want to give too much away ;)
I love that film
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:18, closed)

Damn fine film
But alas,'Tis one of the films I can't watch without bawling my eyes out.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:11, closed)