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Pig Bodine asks: Where have you got stuck, trapped or tangled?

(, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:09)
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Ruby Wax
I saw a programme on TV a few years ago featuring the above American lady. She was interviewing some members of a British ambulance crew. She asked them what the strangest case they ever encountered was. "We were called out late one night, a man was 'stuck' inside a Yorkshire terrier:".....Ewwwwww!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 5:33, 17 replies)
Nice that one of the mods got to be on telly though.

(, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 7:55, closed)
win

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:48, closed)
Oh boy.
I hope this is the start of a great new era where people tell us about a thing they once saw on the telly. You know ... like those incredibly fucking interesting people you sometimes see in the pub on bank holidays looking slightly lost and sipping half a lemonade. That would be fucking brilliant.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:00, closed)
what kind of pub do you hang out in, mate?

(, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:31, closed)
Why?

(, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:24, closed)
well, i've never seen anyone in a pub looking lost and sipping half a lemonade
I think you might need to try a better (or perhaps worse) class of pub.

then smash it up with a Honda accord, fuck a supermodel on the rubble, take MASSIVE DRUGZ off her quivering arse, and report back to the class.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:34, closed)
You've never been in a pub on a holiday when the once-a-year dreary folk come out to play?

(, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:48, closed)
no
they're usually booze sozzled tramps. and they're there every day.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:52, closed)
classy

(, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 14:39, closed)
Get a room, you two!

(, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 16:05, closed)
You know the pub only put that mirror up for your benefit, right?

(, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 17:21, closed)
I try to avoid pubs with too many mirrors
I get randy after a few shandies and try to get off with myself.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 18:59, closed)
The ultimate in rejection
is when you do "get off with yourself" and your hand goes to sleep
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:50, closed)
It's got as good a chance as any
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(, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 10:48, closed)
I had that bloke off the telly in the back of my Yorkshire once.

(, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:40, closed)
I met an ex-paramedic, who'd given it up due to auto-erotic asphyxiation becoming depressingly common, and him not wanting to see it anymore.
I've almost certainly mentioned this before, but it amuses me greatly.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:28, closed)
Everybody loves a throttlewank.

(, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:25, closed)

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