ha
big round recta smeared with cream cheese
(Wrecked Tums, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:50, Reply)

on!
For some reason, I'm drawn to rail-thin flat-chested runner types, the sort that run marathons every month for a lark. There's one such lass in the local Hash House Harriers club I run with regularly, and OmG is she hot.
( ronin9026, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:50, Reply)

Women with glasses!
Not weird NHS horn-rimmed things though! That's just weird!

Also, any woman who doesn't run away from me after the first 5 or 6 seconds!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:47, Reply)

Got more
bit of roughness
grrl with matching lip pearcing, that feels nice. (also i LOVE the 'clinky' noise that it makes when my and woman are kissing.)
lip pearcings (and tongue) in general.
Black hair with Red,Purple,Blue streaks
cunnylingus, i like to perform.
Felatio - i like to receive
Reading this at work?!
Spontanious(sp!) "get yer kit off NOW" kinda sex
Accents :Ozzie, Scottish (stronger than my own), English ( like Halifax, Huddersfield kinda area) Europeeyin (there are many)
Back/Neck kisses and when the time is right, scratching!!!
Soft biting and or Nibbling
A Girl who tells me what she wants or likes.
Dominating or being dominated
BEagle Style
Her on TOp. (looking at her body) hmmrpphhh

Pilled up sex(sex on discoburgers) - hey, i can never cum but god it makes me super horny trying!!!!

right, i will think of anything else while im sitting at my desk "working"

actually thinking of it, getting quite hot reading this and thinking, it would be great for one of the many great looking girls here at work to pull me aside and abuse me on my way to the toilet.....

*dreams*

No Appogillies for lenthage, you knows you loves it.
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:46, Reply)

from mark not the duke
Pigtails (bit pervy methinks...duke)
(dukefukem, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:23, Reply)

kim wilde
...in the kids in america video, she was wearing a blue and white striped top and she looked like a fucking whore. I was 6 years old at the time and I knew what I was doing.
(dukefukem, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:22, Reply)

Anal
Plain and simple. Hetro btw.
(Pandaemonium, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:22, Reply)

fingers on my head
when a lady runs her fingers across my stubbled shaved head.


oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh that feels good.

Also, if a lady is wearing a skirt, and she bends forward just slightly so that the skirt is raised a little.

And going down on a lady (as long as she's been hygenic, and doesn't have too much hair down there!)

and tummies. Especially tummy buttons (innies) I love sticking my tongue in a belly button!
(bdgr can't think of anything witty to type here, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:21, Reply)

hmmmm
Really low hanging baggy trousers and a slightly short t-shirt showing the lower part of the belly.

Also stroking the little ridge where the belly and the hip meet

Girls playing guitar.

Suspenders and stockings.


a whole big pile of other stuff.
( the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:20, Reply)

slingbacks
that was not mine but gaz's fetish
(dukefukem, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:18, Reply)

all things foot
slingbacks on a petite foot...(dribble)
(dukefukem, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:17, Reply)

grrrrrrr
Biting on the back of my neck and growling....

ooooooh :)
(StupidGlueBoy, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:17, Reply)

Dang, I need a shag thinking about all this.....
- Ladies with freckles
- Stoner chicks w/dreads, pierced lip and glasses (An older Avril Lasgane-or-whatever-her-surname-is)
- A fine ass....mmm, assmeat
- Those boy pants chicks wear with fine assage
- Multi platted hair
- Legs that go on for ever.....grgrrgergsg!
I could go on, but my consensus is that girls just rock in general...
( -:Coop:-, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:06, Reply)

oh,
and telling girls the origins of fairy tales.

oh yeah.

just the mention of rumplestiltskin can set me off.

/coat
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:04, Reply)

the sight of a girl trying to control her shy embarrassment
is one of the cutest things in the world.
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:02, Reply)

I would be easier to list what doesn't turn me on


um


....



haddock?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 12:47, Reply)

I have to say piercings too.
The actual Endorphin rush of getting a piercing is second-to-NONE.

Some people'd shudder at the idea of a bloke being close to your privates... but that's the LAST thing on your mind. He's holding a 2.0mm needle and it's gonna go THROUGH.

you don't walk after getting a piercing.. you always float.

To date: Frenum and Pubic - I never had the guts to get one in my face.

Piercings + lasses = Fantastic. Ms Dumpty and I mess with the metal detectors at airports :o)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 18 Feb 2005, 12:42, Reply)

Just come across this one.....
Wet men - another definite turn-on....

wetmen.provocateuse.com/
(emma_fisi, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 12:41, Reply)

42 year olds?
tats and anthony kiedis from the chili peppers :D
(The Disillusioned Starburst, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 12:38, Reply)

Back dimples
At the bottom of my wife's back: those dimples that sit either side of her spine, indicating the back/arse stop/start point. RFH!
( AntonSporz, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 12:36, Reply)

christ! this is one fucked up QOTW! Just reading all the previous answers has given me the raging horn!
my odd little turn ons are:

having nails (of the finger variety), dragged down my back
'light' bondage. i go nuts when blindfolded during foreplay, i suggest that you try this at least once in your lifetime!

Im also a fan of women in stockings & suspenders, i go insane when i catch a glimpse of stocking tops, or feel the bumps on the suspender belts while coping a quick feel. they work even better when worn under longer (above knee skirts), because you know the girl is wearing them to make herself feel sexy, which in turn, makes me go crazy!

Having the back of my neck, and the area behind my ear, nibbled and lightly bitten.

this is the most fucked up, but my ex girlfriend introduced me to the delight of having fingernails lightly scratched along my gooch. If that mental image has disturbed you, mind bleach is available from your local pharmacy and/or hardware store.

I also get a kick out of GIVING cunnilingus. fuck knows why, but it drives me wild. (any ladies interested in a man who LIKES going down? if so, 4rthur me...)

fucking hell, im being disturbingly honest today. although at least i know im not the most depraved individual here ;)
( lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 12:36, Reply)

Norks
bazookas
bazoomies
berthas
McDuffs
blouse bunnies
boobs
boobies
bosom
boulders
brace and bits
breasts
bristols
bubbies
bubs
buds
buffers
busts
cantaloupes
chubbies
coconuts
Dolly Partons
dugs
dumplings
fun cushions
globes
grapefruits
headlights
hooters
hummers
jugs
knockers
mammaries
melons
milk wagons
muffins
norks
racks
ski slopes
thr’penny bits
tits
titties
twin mounds
top bullocks
tweeters
twin peaks
udders
woofers
(Von Trapp, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 12:32, Reply)

David Hasselhoff........
...hmm, maybe not.
Raven haired ladies with ice blue eyes....Big round lips, Nape of a ladies neck/shoulder, well defined stomach & prominent pelvic bonage.... that'll give me bonage.
& Swedish girls..... grrrrrroar!
( -:Coop:-, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 12:30, Reply)

Hermione Granger


will she do a drew barrymore?....
(Mrs Wilson, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 12:28, Reply)

Loosing my virginity
Loosing my Posting Virginity that is, the thought of clicking the "Post this message" button is making my desk tilt.

Other than that things that turn me on ;

Long straight and shiny dark brown hair as seen on TV and the likes.
Teasing.
Stroking of my inner arm and leg.
Gothy Grrls (to an extent)
Massages - they r the shit.

cant think of anything more jus now.

(edit)That did feel good. oooooh
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Fri 18 Feb 2005, 12:22, Reply)

I could tell you
But the police might be reading this.
(Shake, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 12:20, Reply)

Hmm, let me see...
Slightly boss-eyed men drive me wild
As do men who can't pronounce their Rs properly. I'm not talking full on Jonathan Woss, but a slight speech defect is adorable.

Also:
The back of a man's neck
A hairy chest
Bit of a belly
Short hair
Trimmed facial hair
Redheads
Tattoos
Stroking the skin on a guy's back, or being stroked
Having my back scratched
Facial piercings (in moderation)
Freckles
Short men
and so much more...
(ReLiC, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 12:16, Reply)

little things?
having the back of my neck touched so gently I can hardly feel it
Big chokers but they don't have to be black
women in metal collars
filthy text messages and emails when I'm at work always make me want to rush home
being told exactly what to do in bed and just general dirty talk
women in old fashioned underwear but sexy old fashioned underwear like in Chicago
men in make-up
men in women's underwear
and a man that's not afraid to be a bit rough
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 12:13, Reply)

popping
An ex-boyfriend had a thing for popping spots, he got turned on by the sight of pus. Weird
(albator, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 12:13, Reply)