turns on II
sorry, as i remember, large numbers of naked women on bicycles ... "Jazz ... nice!"
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turn ons
want to complain about dr shambolic 2005's contribution ... was eating porage at the time ...

as for turn ons ... julia sawalha as Saffy in Ab Fab (simmering behind the sensible specs and cardie), Willow from Buffy of course (unattainable lesbian wicca), and basically yer standard repressed intellectual type woman who, once "outed" displays a happily surprising fondness for kinky boots and rimming. Also creative types who carry their creativity into the bedroom in an "in touch with the one-ness of things, fuckme fuckme" kind of way. (I'll get me coat...)
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tell me
is there a lady out there with a handlebar moustache and a spiderweb tattoo on her elbows. pleeeeeaaaase.
(Bob Catshit, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 12:01, Reply)

blue and white hooped knee socks
largely due to the free poster which came with the Queen album - Jazz
I used to creep into my brother's room as a kid and sneak looks at it in his wardrobe.
(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 11:56, Reply)

Oh, and lezzers.
lovely lovely lezzers.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
( BobbyParadise, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 11:55, Reply)

Terry Wogan wearing nothing but a tiara and a wry smile
or is that just wierd?
( BobbyParadise, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 11:53, Reply)

What really gets me going
is people nicking topics for the question of the week from the preceding Tuesday's edition of Danny Baker's Breakfast Show on BBC London 94.9FM.
(Browbeaten, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 11:52, Reply)

When I first met my boyfriend...
...after talking to him online, he was sitting on a stone wall at the top of some steps, and when I came to the bottom of the steps, he put his hands behind him to sort of push himself forward and jumped down. The movement was one of the sexiest things I've ever seen.
(SusK, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 11:47, Reply)

Mmmm
men's piercings. And tattoos. And drummers. And bikers. (Except the Power rangers who co-ordinate with their bikes, they look silly).
( Dekazer, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 11:40, Reply)

Glasses,
which, I notice, are turning out to be quite popular. Have to be on a woman, mind. Helps if they're wearing a pair that suit them, too, otherwise they'll just look a bit daft (adverts for Specsavers tend to be chock full of people looking daft, and not at all sexy).

Not a good thing to admit to your friends, though - quite strange to come back from the bar to find that everyone at your table is wearing their glasses and are all staring at you with expectant grins on their faces. Don't know what they thought would happen - was I expected to turn into an uncontrolable sex beast and try to hump them all, there and then?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 11:39, Reply)

um..
dress sense not overly important, just not chav girls or proper tarts. I prefer girls who wear skater-type stuff, not sure how to describe 'em... dyed hair, pointy chokers/wristbands, skirts/boots/converse all stars, you know the sort (not goths)

also, a bit of meat on them. not positively obese, but not skinny verging on anorexic. decent boob size etc

and i like it if i can make them laugh, and those smiles which light up the whole face. also, brunettes and redheads (not orange, proper ginga, just auberny-strawberry), dark eyes
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Fri 18 Feb 2005, 11:37, Reply)

Sorry
Waiting for that cup of tea to appear whilst cracking one off, and listening to my walkman.
(lardaholics anonymous, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 11:34, Reply)

I'm possibly disturbed I dunno
Dungarees, not on your bra burning type of lesbian, but on your average stoner/student sort of person looks really sexy,

Confident girls, I don't like girly girls, I like people who can think for themselves and hold onto a thought for longer than five minutes,

female bass players

and laydees who take it up the wrong un
(Monkeh_Nutz, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 11:32, Reply)

Easy really
A nice bottom. And it has to have some presence. Not one of those skinny bottoms, but one that fills a pair of jeans in a fine and satisfying manner.

I've noticed that girls with skinny bottoms usually have rotten pesonalities (sorry nice personality skinny bottom ladies reading this, but we never met), whereas ladies with a decent bottom usually are nice people.

Yes - a bottom that looks like it's going to last a few winters and not just faint at the first sign of frost.
( groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 11:31, Reply)

I really like it
When a girl who is wearing glasses travels backwards in time so that I can watch her future self wiping her past self's bottom. Then we all sit around and drink bovril.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 11:26, Reply)

gauzy hair!
I just love a bit of gauzy hair round a woman's face, or on her arms, neck, small of back etc - not too much, but some. Especially on asian women. mmmmmmmmmmm

Also - a look in the eye that says 'I'm a dirty slut and you know it'

Also - reading bulletin boards full of other people's turn-ons. How am I supposed to get any work done now?
(bloodyHassocks, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 11:25, Reply)

Asian women
Japanese and Chinese rather than Indian.
Also brown hair with blue eyes.
( Styxx hates when people talk in the third person, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 11:21, Reply)

Dribbling! (and other football skills)

( Owza, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 11:21, Reply)

Work
My closest friend seems to be turned on by coursework. I know its a tad odd but hey, what ever works for them I guess. It does get a bit odd when they start orgasming at the back of class when the teacher sets us some.
(Mr.Nipplecat, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 11:10, Reply)

Hmm
Well, here's a few from me:
1) I have a mad case of Yellow Fever. Which is handy, living in Taiwan.
2) Dark brown, soulful eyes
3) Singing ability. Honestly, if a girl can sing and enjoys it, that's so unbelievably sexy to me.
(Tetsuo, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 11:08, Reply)

There are so many things
It's different each time, there's usually something about most women that I find a turn on. Some of my favorites are;
1)Glimpses of flesh under clothing. The curve of a breast seen through the gap in a blouse. the flash of thigh through the split in a skirt. The sight of a stocking top when a skirt rides up
2)Smart business dress, ideally a suit
3)Brunettes
4)Really dark eyes, so dark you can't see where the pupil starts deep and alluring
5)Ladies who smoke cigars, and look good doing it
6)Smiles, the one's that make your stomach tumble, one's that light up the lady's whole face.

Any one of these is great, unfortunately I have a massive crush on a friend who ticks 3 through 6. Shan't mention it to the missus
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 10:50, Reply)

Danger
What if they hear us? What if we get caught? What if the stain won't come out and is totally obvious? How the hell did we manage to set fire to that pillow?

That sort of thing, y'know.
( AntonSporz, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 10:50, Reply)

Fat and hairy
I like a man to be well covered - not fat, but I like a bit of a belly. 6 packs and toned stomachs turn me off. I also like hairiness - particularly a well haired chest, and a light smattering of hairiness across the shoulders/lower back...nice. As a postscript I do not find primates attractive.

Danny Baker's radio show had this question earlier this week. One that made me laugh was a lady who rang in to say that she considers a full head of hair on a man over 30 vulgar..!
(Vernie, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 10:49, Reply)

ladies bumholes
mmmm, ladies bumholes
(dukefukem, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 10:46, Reply)

I like
listening to what other people speaking about little things that turn them om...

edging on voyeurism.
(Unnamed Player, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 10:44, Reply)

Elastigirl from the Incredibles
Is it wrong? (But if you think about it the possibilities are boundless)
(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 10:42, Reply)

quim dandruff

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 10:35, Reply)

Earlobes
They're so soft and kinda fuzzy and wobbly.
(Winklepicker, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 10:31, Reply)

oh and my girlfriend.....
has this thing about the soles of her feet. When we are doing the deed, I move my foot down and stroke the sole of her foot with my toes and she comes instantly.

Did it too much on valentines night though.....had to buy a new matress, arf!
( Bamboo Steamer, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 10:19, Reply)