The bleeding obvious twat
Dear woman, now dead, but nothing to do with me, always FUCKING ALWAYS pointed out the things in front of us. Example - driving along a lovely bit of dirt road when a huge wedge tailed eagle swooped in front of us and thermaled up and over the windscreen creating the Wedge Eclipse. Dear woman in passenger seat, excitedly and breathlessly asks me, "did you see that wedgie cruise our windscreen?". I did a little grunt fuck of frustration and teeth clenched "yes, I am bloody driving, aren't I?". Ruined every fucking bleeding obvious moment, did that dear dead woman.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:59, 3 replies)

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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:28, closed)

^ this

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:31, closed)

She wanted to share with you, in her own way, every fucking bleeding obvious moment, did that dear dead woman.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:36, closed)