Allow me to summarise

My stories on this subject break down into two types:

1. stuff that did actually happen that I enjoyed and like to remember but that I'm not going to tell you about because you won't believe them and you'll slag me off for "making them up" (e.g. first two dates with last but one g/f... looking back I find it hard to believe they actually happened as they did, they went so well).

2. stuff that *nearly* happened to me and that I really wish had in fact panned out, but that I'm not going to tell you about because (a) it's usually tragic (b) you'll slag me off for making it up and (c) you'll slag me off for thinking it was "nearly" instead of "no chance, pal" - which in some cases may have been true, but I still like to think of them as "coulda shoulda" opportunities.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:22, 17 replies)

So your story is ...
You won't tell us a story?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:23, closed)

If only this were more common.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:34, closed)

Wut?

(username failed moderation, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:31, closed)

And herein lies the problem with QoTW...
anything anyone puts up is "lies" - I decided to break cover this week and post for the hell of it, can't be bothered to reply to the inevitable crap responses to my post, what the hell...I could have made up much better than that...but of course, judged by the standards of the no-life numpty regular crew of arseholes, no-one has a life so anyone claiming to is "lying"...sad, sad bastards, here's wishing they all get "stepped" permanently. Funny how we don't hear about their sex lives on this QoTW, there again multiple posting about wanking wouldn't really be interesting.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:47, closed)

I just wield the ignore button remorselessly when reading QotW.
"That's pretty cuntish..." *check some other comments via their profile* "yup, they're a cunt" *ignore*

I'm up to 17 on there now... most of 'em seem to be prolific /talk-ers, only ever wandering elsewhere to berate the people who're actually contributing. So, nothing of value was lost.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:31, closed)

See I'm the opposite
I like to watch. What really shits me is now I can't see Shambo or anyone who replies to him.
All that piss-taking comedic gold. Gone...
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 0:17, closed)

Perfectly surmised.
Thank you.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:43, closed)

dear oh dear.
someone's at home to mr sensitive today. it's the internet. get the fuck over it or get the fuck out.

and, right, did it never occur to you that the people not posting their adolescent masturbatory fantasies might actually be the ones with a life?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:29, closed)

Well well.
fancy Janet popping up and telling someone to fuck off.

Thanks as always Janet for your valuable and entertaining contribution!
(username failed moderation, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:48, closed)

no no, thanks as always to you for following me around the internet complaining about what i write!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:02, closed)

The problem with qftw is that you're mostly dull and insecure.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:35, closed)

Shouldn't have been lying then

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:50, closed)

I feel totally bullied now... I've just never wanked, OKAY?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:48, closed)

So sensitive
it's just an internet forum. Post your story, write it as well as you can, and don't give too much of a fuck about the response.
Personally, I don't care if it's lies or truth as long as it's well written.
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:28, closed)

^ What Fat Deidre said ^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:15, closed)

you bastard
I'm never coming back here again!
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:19, closed)

Careful now, this lot violently resent anyone who has even half an ounce of sense.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:56, closed)