My deposit intothe wank bank
We were 19, carefree and single. Ours eyes really did meet across a crowded room she had an impish smile, twinkly eyes and pert tits barely contained by a vest top. She seemed to be returning my appraising look

When later we were on our own we dived at each other ripping each others clothes off. My previous experience of oral sex was given by girls who treated it like an occasional treat to be given sparingly and sperm like it was toxic waste. Not this girl. She treated me to the best blow job of my life so far and gulped down my man fat like it was chocolate milkshake.

We stayed together for 3 days fucking as often as we could between sleeps. She was incredible and I was pretty good too making her cum countless times. She was supposed to be in Cardiff visiting friends but had spent all the time with me. We tried to get up and leave the house but we got turned on in the shower and ended up fucking again. After the 3 days were over I was knackered, sore, and my bollocks were pretty much empty

She went home and returned a week or so later and stayed for a week. Where we were a little bit calmer but still fucked every which way. But this time managed to leave the house occasionally.

Then it was over, she had to go back to university in Warwick and she didn't want a relationship especially not a long distance one. I didn't want one either I was in my final year and I would have failed with her to distract me. So we parted and I never heard from her again.

Good times
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:45, 21 replies)

translation:
I was so shit in bed i couldn't get the job done first time around, so i kept fumbling around numerous times until she repeatedly faked orgasm.

she let me down gently, I was too stupid to see it but at least I still get to wank over the whole debacle occasionally.
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:51, closed)

yeh I was so shit in bed we didn't leave it for three days
then traveled 100's of miles to repeat the experience

;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:00, closed)

she was hoping for improvement, gave you a fair shot
and left when you didn't live up to her standards
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:06, closed)

no no no, the question was 'tell us what's in your wank bank',
not 'tell us a sex lie on the internet'. silly sittingduck.

oh, and she was faking it, btw.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:53, closed)

Any girl
that can be bothered to fake it for 3 whole days has to get at least a 7/10 anyway.
(username failed moderation, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:56, closed)

hehe Janet you and your dried up wizened old fanny
I felt her cum. It was a new one on me but it was deliciously sexy
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:58, closed)

anyone can fake that with kegel exercises

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:06, closed)

Can you then? It sounds like you have some experience in the matter.
Have you been asked to 'delay the inevitable' by a (possibly bored) SO?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:17, closed)

all the time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:19, closed)

That was a fart.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:10, closed)

Anal blow job.
Sperm burps but for bottoms.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:20, closed)

Where you live, it seems the 'wank bank' and the 'lie bank' must be next door to each other
and young chief sittingduck here's gone in the wrong door.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:12, closed)

Looks like some folks have got me on ignore.
It says 10 replies, but I can only see five.

Sad face times.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:19, closed)

Don't worry about it.
It means you have touched the lives of five people - who you may never, ever, meet - and you have done it in such a way as to p**s them off. Reality TV has been doing this for years.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:26, closed)

I'm still here Vag.
I know we've had our ups and downs, but we made it through.

One day all this will seem funny. really, it will.
(username failed moderation, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:29, closed)

Me too, don't be disheartened
me old Spaffer.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:29, closed)

Craig David?
Where have you been all this time?
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:39, closed)

Wanking.

(username failed moderation, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:59, closed)

Sex Lies of The Potato Men.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:03, closed)

Sweet
I liked it.
Click for the "bollocks were pretty much empty". This was the ring of truth for me.
(justin(e), Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:32, closed)

You sat your finals at 19?
I'm impressed
(cs1ca, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:09, closed)