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Universalpsykopath tugs our coat and says: Tell us about your feats of deduction and the little mysteries you've solved. Alternatively, tell us about the simple, everyday things that mystified you for far too long.

(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:52)
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It all stems from a desperate wish to participate.
I secretly suspect that most people posting answers to a different question entirely have, in fact, read and understood the question, but have nothing to contribute in response. In an effort to join the party, they post a tangential answer that addresses at least one of the keywords in the real question but ends up coming across as a total misread, thus making them look like thickos. Of course, some respondents genuinely are thickos, and are easy to spot as such.

QOTW is basically a way of honing one's skills as a raconteur. Some people are naturally good at it, and end up on the top page every week. Some people clearly have a story to tell, fighting to get out of what on the face of it is an insipid answer. Some people are just bored and will say any old thing in an attempt to get noticed.

If QOTW were a party, the raconteurs would be sitting in a leather armchair with a cigar and a glass of cognac, surrounded by a bevy of babes/studs (delete as appropriate) hanging on their every word. The 'fuckwits' would be wearing a comedy wig whilst leaning over an attractive guest, effectively pinning them to the wall, and shouting over the music about premium bonds or graphics accelerators.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:19, 2 replies)
Raises Cognac and toasts the post while blowing smoke rings.

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:22, closed)
Hides in kitchen bitching about everyone else.
I
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:27, closed)
*shags your girlfriends while you both do so*

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:37, closed)
Eats a croissant
& sips some chardonnay.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:39, closed)
I like this

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:38, closed)

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