Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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They should all be b&, m8(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:45,
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When you say "They"To who exactly do you refer? As I have had bad previous experiences agreeing with such general statements, borne from a misplaced and banal sense of politeness.
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All the dick-skippers.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:08,
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So, dick-skippersinclude heterosexual men, and homosexual women?
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and guys long enough to play "jump rope" with it?(
emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:58,
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YepAnyone who literally or metaphorically 'skips the dick'. I am not sexist when it comes to dick skipping. I am sex-iest.
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