Viz 1: A Vagabond: ?
Mrs Vagabond bought a new memo board just after Christmas gone. It's illustrated with two 1940s women down to their waistlines, where the board starts.

Thus I illustrated the two women from below their waists, portraying them as having huge, bulging hairy legs, and enormous, hairy swinging cocks, obviously. I was so pleased with my efforts I took a picture and emailed it to Viz, asking for constructive criticism from Professor Fuck, editor of the Profanisaurus.

Knowing how slack they are, I've now locked myself into having to buy it every month, on the gamble that I might be in the next issue.

Bastards.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:44, 8 replies)

4 letters posted in Viz and a confirmation email they will use an 'amusing' fake advert I sent in and yet....

Not even a fucking pencil. But yes, am still buying every issue, as they know I will.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:35, closed)

I did like the
"Learn to attract flies!" ad in this month's.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:42, closed)

My favourite will always be
'wives, give your husband what he wants for christmas this year, A huge tit full of beer'

And the numerous shed ones, obviously.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:48, closed)

There is a shed place near Farnham in Surrey which uses Viz like shed adverts.
The best one ever was 'Last sheds before motorway'.
Here is where they are on Street View.

maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Farnham&aq=0&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=13.000575,36.386719&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Farnham,+United+Kingdom&ll=51.219626,-0.780029&spn=0.026879,0.071068&t=h&z=14&layer=c&cbll=51.219783,-0.780023&panoid=2CocYMHl96158KIh1dJOVQ&cbp=12,316.15,,0,7.46
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 4 May 2011, 22:55, closed)

I remember that place
It used to be a highlight of our trip to Tesco, thanks for the memory!
(muppers, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:36, closed)

Is it as funny as it used to be?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:08, closed)

Its certainly more expensive*
*Best tagline ever.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:12, closed)

We have a copy of The Council Gritter in our shitter
and we really need to get a new Viz annual as I must know that one back to front.

No idea why I felt I needed to share that.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 4 May 2011, 22:48, closed)