Fucking 'Offspring'.*
We bought Guitar Hero Warriors of Rock for our second-born for Christmas. Yesterday morning, he was out of bed far too early and was playing on it, particularly the Offspring track Self Esteem. It woke me up and that was it. The first 6 bars of the middle-8 was looping around my brain all fucking day, and still is today.

Consequently, I'm seriously considering hunting the fuckers down along with the producers at Activision and hitting them repeatedly with a big stick covered in dog poo.

* Not to be confused with 'fucking off springs' which is what happened to our old bed when I banged Mrs SLVA like a shit-house door in the wind after having espresso and a Pro-plus too late in the day.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:34, 5 replies)

Click for the small print
And because if I have to hear "you gotta keep em separated" one more time, I'll puke.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:02, closed)

Have this one then
Made this out of sheer boredom and an undying love for Klaus Wunderlich :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xxkwj33hzA
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:23, closed)

Also
Don't confuse it with 'Fucking offspring' which was a hit for Josef Fritzl.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:41, closed)

hahahahahahahahahaha
I was thinking the same thing!
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:54, closed)

^that^
and click for the small print though, yes.
(Archeleus hates cabbage, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 2:38, closed)