I am having a posh wank.
/sharing Friday.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:22, archived)

How the hell does that work?

( Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:23, archived)

Satin/silk gloves
I believe
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:23, archived)

this

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:23, archived)

You were white silk gloves
a monocle and top hat
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:23, archived)

Possibly you could wear them aswell.
/pedant
( Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:24, archived)

She's frigging herself over Brian Sewell.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:24, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:26, archived)

I have a disposable vinyl glove on.

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:24, archived)

vinyl isn't posh. that's greasy spoon cafe culture.
calfskin is posh.

/Although I'd be impressed if it's vinyl, more likely to be latex.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:26, archived)

The box says it is.

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:28, archived)

fariy nuff
where from? be good for some of my students who whine about latex allergys.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:30, archived)

cash and carry.

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:33, archived)

ah
most probably not radiation sterilised then

never mind.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:33, archived)

And probably wanked on by an exceptionally fertile, and somewhat spiteful, Cash'n'Carry employee,
who knows what most vinyl gloves get used for.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:36, archived)

You can get sterile
nitrile gloves. Fisher do them.
( debar - Lord High Expositioner, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:36, archived)

cheers
I think we might have some, at least I haven't been getting so many complaints anyway.

latex allergy my arse, they are just difficult sods.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:40, archived)

thought you were talking about records for a minute...
... got a bit scared...





*Rummages through vinyl collection and puts on a party tune... *
(MsRosalita, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:30, archived)

Can I ask why?
Or does it just feel nice?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:26, archived)

Because I'm dropping clots
so there's no way I'm touching myself with bare hands.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:28, archived)

Turn the glove inside out afterwards and poach it for fifteen minutes.
Free black pudding!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:29, archived)

but
don't you need lard as well ?
(Yellow Car is now red, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:42, archived)

pffft
Nice one
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:29, archived)

You, my dear
have all the class
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:30, archived)

Wuss,
it's only blood.
Well, haemorrhaged uterus lining, anyway.
Lu eats black pudding and she's a vulcan.

Edit: always a pleasure :)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:31, archived)

pffffft
tea/TFT interface, you CAAAANT..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:32, archived)

You ever tried
scrubbing filthy menstrual treacle smell off your hands?
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:34, archived)

Oh yes
and it's a fuck sight harder to get it out of your pubes and off your ballsack, missy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:35, archived)

This is why I use immac.
and am castrated
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:36, archived)

^ this

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:35, archived)

Yes.
Although rather scrubbing sucking.

/sharing friday
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:35, archived)

This.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:36, archived)

Fair play
have fun
( Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:27, archived)

Top hat, monocle and silk gloves?
I hope you'll remember your manners after completion.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:23, archived)

Now THAT
is one hell of a coincedence (see my post above)
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:24, archived)

Its not coincidence
Its mind-pissage
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:25, archived)

Or she's having a butler or chambermaid do it for her?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:25, archived)

I did think of this as it goes
"jeeves! JEEEEEEVES! one has the horn. Perhaps you would be so good as to attend to my fragrant ladygarden post-haste. Fingers and tops, if you will"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:28, archived)

The mechanics of this intrigue me
have you put a condom over a cucumber or something? or are you just using a 17th century leaded crystal and 24 carat gold dildo?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:24, archived)

Or Victoria Beckham?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:24, archived)

She'd hardly touch the sides,
skinny bitch.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:25, archived)

Eh? What?
With a femidom?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:24, archived)