1) Be black - any other colour you'll look like a twat
2) Have it done by an African hair specialist
3) Be black. I know I've already said this, but it's quite important
4) Remember that it's irreversable.
5) Ask your fellow black friends.
6) Be black. (see point 3)
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

THIS
With added IRIE
( prem1um is full of life, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

It's reversible by cutting all your hair off.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

or by bathing in fire

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

Aye.
But it's pretty irreversible for the hair involved, though.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

if you are not black, I would reccommend rolling other things into the hair
and always go for the messy look.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

I'm white
fuck off
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

*says nothing*

*indicates point 1*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

I wanna see
and all the images in your profile are borked
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

I know
I was using GoldenFanjita's server and he never paid the bill :)
[edit] here's me zombied up from the other weekend

www.b3tards.com/u/c62383b2fb0dc7237700/rz.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/c62383b2fb0dc7237700/rz2.jpg
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

then use Flickr
[edit] jings
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)

Wow, you look like someone out of Korn

( Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

someone out of Korn

Your dad is an accountant from Surrey.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

*yawns*
whatever...
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

That makes me agree with Johnny Catfish
Im sure you're nice enough underneath though
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

I'm really not

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)

*runs for miles and miles and miles and miles*
*ends up in an abandoned mine*
*hears footsteps*

DONE FOR WAAAAAAHHHH
( prem1um is full of life, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

And I bet you look like the offspring of a Surrey accountant at Glastonbury.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)

*checks photos*
Mmmhmm. Yup. Check. Yup.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)

Some white girls look quite fetching with dreads.
Mainly that girl out of As If.

Shame she is such a miserable, joyless, humourless boring twat in real life.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

Can't agree with you, I'm afraid.
She was attractive enough, but she would have looked less of a twat (and probably happier) without the dreads.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

Sooz was my favourite.
I wish they would bring out As If on dvd.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

I still want As If on DVD.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

I would like to strongly concur with points (1), (3) and (6).

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

it's not irreversible
you can cut them off, or like me, and a friend of mine, comb them out
( MONO!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)