thank you for your educational insight
into the various names of the "Vagina".
I shall never be short of a conversational topic at parties from now on x
( turb0t, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

Labia

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

beef curtains

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)

Keith Burtons

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

pfft
front bottom.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

Woman's Willy

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

kebab.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

big taco

( Damion International - now taking orders., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

i see your cameltoe

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

mumbler

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

haha
i like this one
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

thanks btw
that will now be in my head all day until about 6 when i get arrested for staring and singing on the train
( Damion International - now taking orders., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

merci, madame,
voila la bearded clam
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

Beetle bonnet

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

this is a new one for me

( turb0t, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

Aren't you innocent...

;)
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

actually,
why is it that some wimmins have big flaps that dangle down, and other wimmins have almost no flaps that remain tucked up inside and are really small ?
( turb0t, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)

All the better for blowing raspberries.

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

Some wimmin are more dirty than others.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

I'm glad I have tucked-inside flaps.
I saw a photo of some big dangly flaps and they looked nasty. I imagine it must be terribly uncomfy having your inner flaps touching knicker fabric too.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

maybe they fold them in while dressing

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

!

( Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

that is what it would like if they did, yes.
sometimes i sicken myself.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

I tuck mine in if they poke out

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

Staple gun them in place.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

They don't poke out very often
only if I've been spread-eagled for some reason.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

argh.
I saw an article in a magazine about minge surgery - there were loads of photos of slack mimsies. It was like a convention of butcher's dustbins and dropped pies :(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

Pfffffft.

( Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

eeewwwww
"touching knicker fabric"
are your knickers made of hessian sacking then?
( turb0t, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

No, but still.
It's a sensitive and moist area, and so it can be slightly painful if something dry like cloth touches it.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

"moist"
I like this word
( turb0t, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

i guess its the same as the big clit/small clit question

( turb0t, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

Is it normal for it to be retracted most of the time?
In diagrams they're always protracted -- is that just for diagrammatic purposes or are they like that normally?
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

yes that's normal
clits can vary in size.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

Okie dokie.
They only cover the bare minimum required to stick it in and make babies in school sex education. They don't cover anything else or the emotional side of it.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

nah.
you kind of have to muddle along by yourself. best to have a friend to talk about stuff with really.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

I only found out a couple of months ago that men have muscles at the base of the penis.
I thought all they did was go erect and then flaccid again. Frankly, I'm jealous. My clitoris can't do that.

They also didn't tell us that the clitoris has deep roots and its total size more or less equals that of the penis. I thought it was just a little nub.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)

urf
I didn't know about the clit roots thing. I'm glad girls don't get boners. We can have the horn without anyone noticing.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

I only knew that because of the book about lesbian sex
that got newslettered a while back. It had the look inside feature and so I had a little read. I also didn't know that the vagina collapses closed when it doesn't have a cock/dildo/baby/aubergine in it. It seems obvious now that I know, but every diagram I've seen shows it as an open tube.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

You can test the roots thing
by pressing the sides of your flange down from your clit. It's all connected.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)

Big clit
Little clit
Swimming in the water
Come back here man
Give me my naughties back
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

C+

(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

more use / less use
babies can make your flaps dangle, too, I hear.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

If they swing from them, yes...

(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

damn you.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

shouldn't let them play with them then.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

Same reason some mens have willies that are tiny and thin
and some have huge wangs that hang down to their ankles.

The delights of natural variation.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)