Is it wrong ....
To start singing the danger mouse theme during sex?
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:29, archived)

Are you having
sex with a mouse?

If not, then yes.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:30, archived)

Well...
no. The fella is hung like a donkey, But why the hell Danger Mouse?
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:31, archived)

It is a bit strange
and why are you poking my man with a spoon?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:33, archived)

That's a spoon
darling. No prongs.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:34, archived)

yes I know
*looks innocent*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:41, archived)

he was fat
and needed a good poking!
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:34, archived)

badger is anything but fat
he is a tiny little thin man
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:36, archived)

If some one
described me like that, I would kill them.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:37, archived)

But badger really is
he not tall
and he is very thin
I'm not worried by my description
there wss no mailce in it
wicca'd is the one you want to be asking about anything else
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:40, archived)

He's short
and he is thin. He's anything but little though :)
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:40, archived)

*bleach bleach bleach*
Don't make me bring Mr bunny into this
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:42, archived)

Oh for the love of
my fragile mind please no.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:43, archived)

Not tiny little
in anyway
at all
:)
ouch
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:45, archived)

we know
;)

Mind you, he's not what you would call 'discreet' about it either tee hee...
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:48, archived)

heh heh heh
I know
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:49, archived)

I was even talking penile dimensions
I have short, slightly built mates, and I'd never refer to them as tiny, little men. If I did I'd expect a glass in the face.

I might say someone is smaller or shorter than me, but always careful how you put that across.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:43, archived)

haha
You'd 'expect' a glass in the face.

Would you be dissapointed if it didn't happend and glass yourself?
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:45, archived)

Yes.
Yes I would.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:48, archived)

he's fairly
secure about the fact that he's on the shorter side, and the fact that he's skinny.

Even more so, since meeting my ex, and realising he could take him in a fight

/has history of dating skinny men
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:46, archived)

Ah yes, taking in a fight
This is important to us men.

But considering that my gf's ex was in iraq and his squad killed over 40 people with their bayonets i am staying well clear.

Fucking nutter.
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:52, archived)

I spoke very briefly on the phone
to my ex's current last night.
We only exchanged a few words (well, I used words, he used mainly inarticulate grunts) but it was surprising how easy it was to infer the whole of his personality from them. He is clearly a poncy American fool.
*bristles*

edit: I probably could not take him in a fight. I have no idea how to take anyone in a fight, what with being a civilised human being and all.
( Newington, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 13:02, archived)

I fear you.
but in response to your user name

I already do
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:35, archived)

hehehehe
i want one!


no the T shirt!
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:38, archived)

certainly
www.tshirtsthatsuck.com

in "guys" and then "random"

Sure you don't want the Masai as well? he was the son of a chief ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:41, archived)

Bloody ace
/buys "smell my finger" T shirt

Ill be a hit at the ball!
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:47, archived)

I believe
you speak the truth.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:52, archived)

Its generally wrong
to sing at all during sex.
( tico, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:30, archived)

*leaving this one alone*
/done far too much inappropriate sharing today
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:30, archived)

this.

( Jobe, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:31, archived)

You 2
are both lightweights
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:33, archived)

meh.

( Jobe, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:34, archived)

I'm with you
*cracks out the Iron Maiden CDs and wank fodder*
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:44, archived)

Haha :)
*plays Run to the Hills*
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:49, archived)

linky?
;)
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:31, archived)

scroll down you lazy cow
its a few threads down there
*points*
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:32, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/438372
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:33, archived)

is this one going to haunt me?

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:34, archived)

No more than
me. You admitted to nothing embarrassing.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:37, archived)

We have to stop doing this
we have people who may see
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:41, archived)

Living life on the motherfucking Pepsi Max-drinking edge, innit?
/ac

Kinda appropriate, dontcha think?
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:42, archived)

a quickie can be fun
but I wouldn't know, my man has stamina
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:42, archived)

Oi
I don't like the implication there!

I was merely stating that treating a shortcoming (ooh the pun) as if the man had choosen to do it deliberately was a little unfair. Happens to the best of us now and again.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:46, archived)

this.
thank you :)
( Jobe, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:48, archived)

Oh it does
and as I said, a quickie can be a good thing.

I'm fairly hard to please to be honest, but not with him :)

I'd never complain about it ifit was an occasional occurance, but my ex used to take about...oooh, 30 seconds, then either go to sleep, or get up and go to work.

The 30 seconds included foreplay.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:51, archived)

"Brace yourself"

(Glen Moranjie, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 13:16, archived)

possibly
*grins*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:38, archived)

Pro'lly not. You said you love teh flange, which we knew already,
and that you don't like going on top for fear of excessive nork-wobblage. It was me, Fenris and FN going on at great length about spunk...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:42, archived)

it's not just that
I just don't like it
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:46, archived)

Yeah I know,
I just fancied using the phrase 'nork-wobblage'.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:49, archived)

I am lazy
and I have a time limit :(

I don't want to go back to work, it's Friday I should be in the pub.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:35, archived)

I would say yes
unless your partner has a thing for Penfold. Which would be wrong in itself.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:31, archived)

that worries me.
.
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:32, archived)

I used to live with a girl that looked like Penfold if she wore my glasses

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:35, archived)

*fwap*

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:38, archived)

You fool,
you know not what you do.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:39, archived)

bless! :)

( Spunkmeyer, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:39, archived)

if you timed you orgasm to the bomb at the end of the credits
that would be cool
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:33, archived)

i find the 1812 overture to be of more use :)

(DaBear - Most eligible B3ta bachelor Most eligible B3ta bachelor, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:34, archived)

Ravel's Bolero
is what you need for that.
It am wicked. :)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:48, archived)

well that would of been great
but we moved onto fraggle rock...
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:36, archived)

:-)
www.dangermouse.org/sounds/crumbs.wav
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:37, archived)

It is wrong not to
and you know it.
( Newington, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:35, archived)

No
As long as they either join in for the chorus or sing the bass line.
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:36, archived)

he just laughed
im worried... he wasnt even wearing an eye patch!
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:39, archived)

Fair play to him
Next time hum the tune off that 'nam film, when all the choppers are swooping in over the sea.

Can't remember the name of the film for some reason, apocalyse now?
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:43, archived)

It was Ride of the Valkyries
from Apocolypse Now
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:47, archived)