Whats got 4 legs...
And flys ?
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:00, archived)

Judy

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:00, archived)

?
?
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)

who?
...
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)

I take it
your ex was a horse?
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)

No.
That was the most random thing I could muster.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:16, archived)

A dead dog?
Edit: Actually - 2 dead babies is better
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:02, archived)

This.
As opposed to

What's got 2 legs and bleeds?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)

Half a dog
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)

was that laugh
sarcastic?

*eyes suspiciously*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:05, archived)

Hell no.
I always crack that joke out.
That and 'Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?'
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:05, archived)

Chrisopher Reeve?
Steven Hawking? the choice is endless.... ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)

Hahahaha
Exactly, always a topical one.
Bliss....
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)

the dog?
...
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)

Well it was...
A dead cat.

Bah ill let you win :p
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)

'Lo you.

(FluffehNinja, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)

*bows low*
Good afternoon my Queen.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)

*strokes beard*

*waves axe*

BRING ME BEER!
(FluffehNinja, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:08, archived)

Would that I good
your majesty.

But I seem to be stuck in some kind of home for the prematurely cunty.

Oh, no my bad - it's the office.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:11, archived)

A really smelly dog
all covered in poo
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:02, archived)

A dead horse/cow/zebra/sheep?

(FluffehNinja, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:02, archived)

a dead horse?

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)

Four one legged dogs
And some flys.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A dog, if you cut two of its legs off at noon, and stick one back on in the evening.
( Newington, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)

Arf!
Rice-cake spray moment!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:05, archived)

well ninja'd
that man.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:05, archived)

Pfffft!

( Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:05, archived)

Why am I laughing at that?
what possible situation would arise where that is even remotely feasable?
( just mike, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)

Hahahaha
I like this. And you.
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:09, archived)

My trousers

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)

LMFAO
beat that!

With a stick...
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:05, archived)

That's the second LMFAO I've seen from you
I'm worried
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)

lol
a/s/l?
( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:14, archived)

yes
i have two arses!
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:18, archived)

*beats my trousers*
It hurts... but it's a good hurt.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)

Hahahaha!
Woo!
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)