Morning all,
I’m a bit worried today, the partner has gone for an operation to see if he has something wrong with his stomach.

He left this morning about 8am leaving me in bed, Soon as I realised he had gone I ran down stairs to the front window to blow him a kiss and wish him good luck, ( in sign language as you do. )

Anyway I was knocking on the glass and he didn’t hear me, just as well as when I closed the curtains I realised I was wearing my see through Ck top.

So the bunch of school lads that went past giving me a funny/shocked look had a great view of my baps!

/sigh

How is everyone today?
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:53, archived)

Alright
waiting for thursday, which is the arrival of my new motherboard.
( ArthurTheRat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:54, archived)

"accident"
Yeah right - I bet you'll still be wearing that when the grocery boy comes to do the delivery.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:54, archived)

I think I've seen that film...

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:54, archived)

Not today
Only the milkman came round today.
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:55, archived)

Quick! Break the washing machine!

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:00, archived)

*readies wah-wah in anticipation*

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:01, archived)

*goes Barry White*
Ooooooooooooooh baaaaaaaby.
( ArthurTheRat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)

Grocery boys
still deliver? Why wasn't I told?!?
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:59, archived)

<insert comment about having a boy come round to unload his sack>

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:00, archived)

<insert arf!>

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)

*inserts*
*shakes, vigorously*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:05, archived)

If you want some chav in a Tesco
van then I'm sure it can be arranged.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:02, archived)

Didnt
know you started working at Tesco?

/drum roll...
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:08, archived)

Ha de ha ha :P

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:11, archived)

Anyone
who can make it up all my stairs, and still be ready for action, is worth keeping around..
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:09, archived)

You are easily pleased aren't
you? :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:12, archived)

Yeah, and
apparently www.b3ta.com/talk/446449 ... So I should be in for a pleasant and competition-free sex life :D
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:14, archived)

Are you Rapunzel?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:12, archived)

No
My hair's long, but not that long. Christ, the water would never drain out of my shower..
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:15, archived)

Sounds like you need a plumber.
I'll just fetch my wrench... *nudge, nudge*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:16, archived)

Why tell us all this ?
A picture is worth a thousand words remember.

We'll have a good look and let you know how much was visible.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:55, archived)

I looked in a mirror, last night,
and realised that my nipples could be seen through my t-shirt.

I promise not to post a picture of this.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:57, archived)

It's spring
I'll fwap at anything at the moment
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:00, archived)

You old smoothie,
you.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:02, archived)

I'm splendid
I was a bit crabby this morning but then I saw a pair of norks on my way to school
/predictable
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:56, archived)

lol
very.
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:57, archived)

He'll be fine
if one stomach packs up he has three more to take up the work.

Unless he's not a cow.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:56, archived)

Yeah
I thought that, but then i realised cows cant drive 206's...
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:57, archived)

You've been meeting all the wrong cows.

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:59, archived)

Open the sunroof
problem solved.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)

How do you get
two cows in a 206?

Isle of Wight Ferry.

That doesn't work written down, does it...
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:11, archived)

your profile makes me cut and paste
this makes me sad.
Apart from that I am generally ok
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:58, archived)

...
/Updates
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:59, archived)

yay
*does happy dance*
edit: did you know the existence of this?
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)

WTF
is that?!?!
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:06, archived)

The collected ramblings of a depraved bunch of nutters.
It's like a highlights page which anyone can add to.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:09, archived)

A place to add
funny little links from here. It's been a bit quiet recently actually - time for it to get pimped again.

Generally don't add whole threads to it, just good responses :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:09, archived)

You seem to have a fair few on there.
My above comment about depravity may ring true it seems :)
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:09, archived)

Mine seems to have
filled up the Self-Admission bit and not much else :(
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:13, archived)

The best ways to describe it are
this and that
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:09, archived)

Oops!
Sounds like the kind of thing I'd do!

I've got my fingers crossed for your partner.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:00, archived)

Thank you :)
I just wish i could of been there with him to hold his hand, but im stuck in bloody work... /humph
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:05, archived)

Pull a sickie!
Dare you!
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:07, archived)

Which one?
Mykeyboy?
Hardly a challenge...
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:09, archived)

I tried >_<
but he’s gone now without me and im pavement scum and don’t drive.

Manchester is too damn far away an all to walk and if i pulled a sicky and got the train i dont know what hospital it is or if i would get there in time.

/cry

Did think of it tho, even tried to bribe a friend to take me this morning lol.
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:13, archived)