Given the nasty links down below
What's the worst thing you've seen in real life?

I did work experience in a hospital, and watching major back surgery made my stomach turn.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)

When I had to pick my miscarried child out of the bath.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)

I'm not sure anyone's going to write anything worse than this :(

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5432996
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)

That's what I figured.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

I don't know what to say.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)

It's quite alright.
I normally make not much noise on here, I have no interesting experiences, though this one is a doozy.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

I was going to have a bath
but I don't think I will now.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)

pfffft

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)

You didn't have to watch Leicester City last season.

( WormuIus, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)

No.
but I might this season. League 1 prices, and I live with one of your lot.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)

come come come
we can all get drunk and be manly.
( WormuIus, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)

I probably will,
I will let you know.

Do you go often?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)

crikey

( moohalaa, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)

We had to hear the heartbeat stop during an ultrasound appointment.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)

that's fairly grim mate
I don't see a point in posting mine as it just seems silly :/
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

That's alright.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:22, archived)

rofl what the christ
post of the YEAR

popular page it
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)

Cuntishness does have some boundaries
nobhead
( Ibstock, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)

I'm so sorry, that's awful.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)

That's alright, it was about eight years ago.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

how many weeks were you?

( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)

*coughs*

( WormuIus, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)

My wife was three or four months.
It's a little hazy.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)

This may be an odd question
but what did you do with 'it' afterwards?
( magnum, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)

Took it to the hospital,
they asked us to, for post mortem.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)

*hugs*

( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)

at least it wasn't an alien
I guess
( WormuIus, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)

They have a not quite human look to them.
at that stage of development.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

I've just twigged that this has got very serious.
Do you want me to edit that post?
( WormuIus, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

Nah, I'm fine with it.
I am reflecting slightly now, I'm glad I didn't have to deal with the second time it happened.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)

I guess you wouldn't have posted it on b3ta if you hadn't been able to deal with it.
Carry on.
( WormuIus, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)

Oh my goodness. I'm so sorry.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)

Right then,
thread closed, I'll be off.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)

Fucking hell.
/nothing useful to say.
( Comma, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)

oh hell.
so very sorry mate.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)

Probably the plates my housemate left for about 2 months in his room before bringing them downstairs,
and leaving them in the kitchen.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)

One of my own shits.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)

my cousin's skull
when he split his head open. I was 6.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)

I was walking my cousins dog Pepe and he stopped to sniff under a garden gate.
He had his face ripped off by another dog. Fucking grim.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)

:(((
some other dogs are right cunts.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)

I wonder why people keep the really nasty ones.
Where's the merit?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

Because they're right cunts.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

Because they're usually very nasty people themselves

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

I bet you would have a shit dog.

( Malaka omdz, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)

I've seen some things that a lot of people would find grusome
The Ruskin (The art department of Oxford University) is the last art school to teach human anatomy for artists from cadavers.

The specimens we used were old prosections that nobody else used anymore and had free reign to get our hands as dirty as we wanted (obviously in a clinical environment and with respect - goes without saying)

I've held human heads in my hands, taken someone's guts out and poked them back in, seen an oldman's bellend cut down the middle. All sorts of fascinating and strange things.

Too much to list here.
( WormuIus, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

terrible paper cut

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

Someone shooting a dog in the leg and throat with a pellet gun when I was a kid.
It gives me the fucking rage thinking about it.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)

rage horn
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

Dead People
whilst on a job interview
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)

Not a great deal really.
One time at primary school one of the class teachers brought a shark's head in. That was more awesome than anything else though.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

luckily, not much
pets dying are the worst, I think.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

winnah

( WormuIus, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

I should watch this film again.
I only have it on video though.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)

I'll lend you the DVD if you want.

( WormuIus, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)

yus please
:)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)

the cold dead stiff body of my mother in law
for some reason the hospital staff thought I'd want to say goodbye to her with her scary death rictus as opposed to remembering her how she was when she was alive, pleasant and cheerful.

The alternate answer is the bloody mess made by the placental lobe detachments that my ex suffered during pregnancy, each time not knowing if that was the precursor to the imminent womb death of my unborn daughter.

We was lucky and she's now 12 and healthy though (phew).
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)

only 4 more years
*horns*
( WormuIus, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)

12 camels
and not a camel less.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)

Seeing my mates cat follow us across the main road
we shouted at it when it got halfway, and it ran back but got clipped by a bus wheel. It died in my mate's arms :(
( Malaka omdz, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)

Shouting at it to make it go back probably killed it.
It might have made it or gone under and not hit anything.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)

Nah, it's a really busy road
it was 'lucky' to get halfway to be quite honest
( Malaka omdz, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)

I was just trying to be mean,.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)

Yeah I know.

( Malaka omdz, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)

My dead flatmate,
he'd killed himself.
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)