Woodside is a chippy little pinko
Who doesn't realise that the world isn't fair and the reason he can't get a job isn't because everyone is colluding against him.

He's just annoying and whiney.
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)

Mykeyboy used to be my best b3ta buddy
but whenever there is the possiblity of outrage on /talk his chubby ears prck up and he starts sniping in an attempt to drum up a good old fashioned flounce.
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)

Robin Johnson is the kind of prick that thinks that being a smug know-it-all makes people think you are the second coming of Stephen Fry
when actually it makes you look like an arch-noob-pædophile bellend.
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)

Sexface is an attention deprived nonce with the social skills of Ian Huntley
He is almost universally reviled here and thinks we are all laughing with him, when in reality we all think he's a cock.
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)

Kersal Missive is the singularly most boring waste of a username.
PickleFairy comes close, but her sickening middle-England simplicity is so delightfully ignornant that everyone is able to enjoy her spasticated views on social wellfare, the jobless and the scroungers.
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)

Amorous Badger is a bleating /talk nazi, who despite banging the lunch thread alarm and complaining about stuff
contributes the sum total of fuck all to b3ta
He is also a grim little hunchback who thinks that having an enormous girlfirend makes him interesting.
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)

Jam Master Geordie is a clitoris with a face
Whose under any other guise would be ridiculed as a boring repetetive troll. His incessant bleating under the pretence of not being like us just highlights his own social failings as he rises higher and higher up the b3ta stats pages like some sort of Martin O'Neill led Autism Villa.
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)

Friz is a try-hard comedian whose material fails becuase he cares too much abotu what people think
It's almost pitiable to watch him clinging to the attention that the 'fat face' meme brings him, when in reality the whole point of saying he had a fat face was to make him fuck off, becuase his face really is quite odd.
He looks like a badly drawn Dr Who.
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)

rnuk's totally pointless new threads are a pleasure to behold along with those of the Teviot Moose
a man who posts as though being one of the bankers too crap to be hated makes me lovable.

No it makes you a crap banker.
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)

I can't work out whether this puts me in a good light or not.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)

I didn't realise you were a banker.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)

Mongychops is Rathen's pet face-foetus
The two of them sit together in a filthy garret winding up noobs on hundreds of chatrooms whilst watching their lives drift by.
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)

Hankster needs to realise that listing the tedious minutæ of his life doesn't make us fancy him or feel sorry for him
It just makes us glad that we aren't him and don't come home to a cardboard flat in the middle of the shittest part of the country to post about how shit everyone else on a shit messageboard is.
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)

cr3 is a chinless self-important ponce
Who thinks that by having hair like Ronald McDonald's pubes people will think he's creative and doesn't care what people think when in fact if he genuinely didn't care, he wouldn't tell us all about how different and interesting his cocking life being a media cock is.
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)

The rest of you fucking cripples don't deserve a fucking cocking word.

( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)

Whilst I agree with 90% of what you said.
I would die to defend your right to say it.

Piss funny.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)

haha

( Hankster, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)

EPIC . KEEP GOING!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)

Awww I wanted you to cuss me :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)

Sorry, but i did laugh at this.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)

These are brilliant, but I like this one.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)

I'm clicking on all of them.
I would like to see a popular page filled with it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)

I think the one about me is a bit flimsy, like.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)

he's having a shout at an internet persona.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)

You're just upset because he hasn't humiliated you, yet!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)

can you blame me?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)

I look forward to your expose as a sexy killer in the News of the World, mind.
Then your climbing skills will be tested.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)

ME NEXT ME NEXT!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)

YOU ARE ACE!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)

WITH MORE BILE AND DERISION!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)

and me!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)

He's Eric Cartman.
The World of Warcraft episode sealed this, for me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)

You took it too far.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)