So, anyway...
I hate you all and you irritate me to fuck.

I've been to many "bashes" and most of you are either boring to hell or as insane as fuck.

Take for instance Hexachordial (or whatever his mame is) crappy at the banjo, worse at humour.

And oh, look it's moohalalalalahgahaha. What a fucking dickspray.

In conclusion, I am the best person on b3ta; aka the King.

kthxbai
( hoifbjifbef, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:50, archived)

You've never met me.
I'm awesome and not boring and not a nutter.

You cunt.
( MooCow_Byter, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:51, archived)

I can extrapolate from previous experiences that you are shit.

( hoifbjifbef, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:52, archived)

lol
dictionary cunt omg11111
(JoePesky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:53, archived)

That's the noise you'll make when I come down your throat.

( hoifbjifbef, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:54, archived)

you would
powerpoint to encourage rape
(JoePesky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:56, archived)

Honey, rape is never encouraged.
That's the point... You can't rape the willing.

Now show me your fucking chocolate starfish or I'll stab you in the eye.
( hoifbjifbef, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:57, archived)

omg lolzzzzzzzzzz111
operation ba3tard!!lolzone11eleven11!!
(JoePesky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:59, archived)

You're so fun.
You should enrol in a degree in English Literature.
( hoifbjifbef, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:00, archived)

i spend my
holidays laughing....
(JoePesky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:01, archived)

Kiss me.
HARD. On the penis.
( hoifbjifbef, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:02, archived)

fail
f-
(JoePesky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:03, archived)

Yeah, probably.

( MooCow_Byter, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:56, archived)

how
personal......
(JoePesky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:17, archived)

i
win, never been so it comes with the territory
(JoePesky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:51, archived)

do you bleach your arsehole
then i'll believe
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:52, archived)

As a gay, I am offended at this.
And yes, if you must know, i do.
( hoifbjifbef, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:53, archived)

haha`
daffyd
(JoePesky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:54, archived)

haha'
fuckwad
( hoifbjifbef, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:07, archived)

Don't you know that for a man to lie with another man
is a sin in the eyes of the LORD?
( MooCow_Byter, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:08, archived)

I'm going to Hell, baby.
That's why I smoke, drink, take drugs and fuck virgins.

It's totally worth it.
( hoifbjifbef, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:09, archived)

haha
piss flapper
(JoePesky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:10, archived)

Well, someone has to fuck virgins.
Otherwise there'd only be virgins about.

And that'd be shit.
( MooCow_Byter, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:10, archived)

Mostly virgins fuck other virgins...
I prefer to hoard them.
( hoifbjifbef, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:11, archived)

i havea cache
held in a wishing tree
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:21, archived)

Hello

(Anmer, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:54, archived)

Hello.
Are you really new, or some fucktard pretending to be new? Because that's so cunting funny. LOLZORZ!
( hoifbjifbef, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:55, archived)

I'm new, although it seems I chose a bad time to join since this page is closing down soon. :(

(Anmer, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:57, archived)

Indeed...
Best to leave now.
( hoifbjifbef, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:01, archived)

Probably...

(Anmer, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)

poor
noob :(
(JoePesky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)

forget it this hole will be here
till the internet prolapses..you have atleast 5 years
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:24, archived)

QUEER RAGE!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:56, archived)

Perhaps you Queens should have a knock out boxing match.
Winner gets the respect you all crave.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:56, archived)

Perhaps I should fuck my HIV+ cum into your hole and make you feel like a total fuckbag,
P'raps.
( hoifbjifbef, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:59, archived)

YEAHHHH!!
HOMOPHOBIA FTW!!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:00, archived)

YEAAAHHHH
YOU'RE A FUCKING DIIIIICK!
( hoifbjifbef, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:01, archived)

rofl
homofobees rofl111
(JoePesky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:01, archived)

ROFRUITSL!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:03, archived)

CNUTSFCUKTRADASREDCIKWNKAER
LOLZ!
( hoifbjifbef, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)

respect
talk
how much newwkie have you been drinking?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:01, archived)

It's these people who want it.
I can't help avoid it.
I'm very popular.

:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:03, archived)

it must be a burden all these people wanting to be
as popular as you and jade
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)

I'm incredibly well put together.
Well done me, JMG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:08, archived)

i'm watching SERIOUS gunk-fu
and working on my abs
i imagine you're doing the same
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:18, archived)

Excellent show.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:23, archived)

Popular for use as a cumdump.
You're a fucking dickhead as far as I can see.
( hoifbjifbef, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)

You're shit
Fuck off back to Narnia, bellend
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:15, archived)

are you sure?

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:03, archived)