I have bought a new shiny thing
and its one of these

www.dolphinmusic.co.uk/shop/flypage/product_id/10473

I hope to have it by Saturday, then the fun begins.

I intend to teach myself to play the thing, this could be fun.

when was the last time you played with yourself a guitar?
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/baaj.gif
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)

try the thread below

( TBL I posted this on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)

I decided this one was duller.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)

I say he starts a new thread, and shows us again.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)

Sometimes, I think to myself, that when I'm a millionaire, I'm going to hire you and put you in a box, a box which when summoned, unleashes what can only be described as a FURY of mind-altering artwork.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)

I honestly blacked out when I started it.
The first thing I remember afterwards is posting that link.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)

WE NEED MORE ARTWORK WHERE THIS HAPPENS.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)

i had a guitar when i was young
my parents bought it for me and wanted me to learn but all i was interested in doing was the james bond theme tune
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)

Two Minutes ago
Public holiday here...
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)

you fucking tit
you asked me what to buy and I said "don't buy a Squier, they are shit"

so what do you buy? a Squier

welcome to the world of compressed cardboard Korean shitplanks made in a refitted former lawnmower factory
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)

Looks like I was stretching the guitar comment a bith then.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)

I just checked, moohalaa gave the same advice when TBL asked this question in december
so I've no bloody sympathy

edit: bloody keyboard sticking, I'm going to throttle a kitten in a minute
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)

I'm now picturing you fronting a comedy gameshow whilst uttering this.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)

I also asked you last week what you said
as I had forgotten

and you did not reply.

anyway, I have not ashully picked it up, and can change my mind (such is the luxury of having a new shop in town)

wot you suggest then?
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)

I'm guessing, not one of those.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)

buy a Squier, they're really good

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)

hahaha
I love you man.

I think it's time to sleep.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)

also, this
b3ta.com/talk/6248224
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)

yes i noticed that
pity I fucked off to bed at 2.30
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)

nah fuck it
I'll buy a Roland Juno Di, sod the guitars.
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)

Squiers are only good if you put heavy strings on, jack the action right up and use them for slide
postin dis again

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMN81_PIhQI
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)

Sounds like "In my time of dying".
My Tanglewood Outlaw sounds the same but my slide work is shit.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:21, archived)

er
i think you'll find this cunt is right
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)

That looks like a guitar.
I'm sure it is.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)

It's no '59 strat.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)

no but this is
www.hobokenvintage.com/pic/guitars/59strat.jpg
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)

Yay!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)