God it looks shit on here today.
Yet here I am, keeping it afloat simply by commenting.
Who'd like to have a tantrum, or tell me off in your biggest font so we can all see?
That usually sets things off.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)

I'm buying a stab proof vest in preparation for THE FOOTBALL.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)

THE FOOTBALL!
An excellent topic.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)

I might go have some lunch.
I think b3tans should make suggestions for me.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)

Pork and beans

( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)

I don't have any pork,
or beans for that matter.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)

well, you probably eat wood and foam instead of food
on account of how everything you do is wrong
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)

I bet he uses a big wooden spoon to eat all his wrong food with.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)

he scoops it all in with a tupperware box lid

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)

I'VE CLICKED THE IGNORE BUTTON AT YOU SO HARD THAT I THINK I'VE BROKEN MY FINGER.
IS THERE NO END TO THE THINGS THAT I CAN BLAME YOU FOR?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)

BLAME JMG, EAT SNACKS!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)

JMG - Talks novelty doorbell.
GRRRRR, ME SO ANGRY!
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)