look, i see it like this
anyone, and this includes you, who takes so much time to document the smallest events, the tiniest little hiccups of people they don't know, and therefore do not matter, in a retarded little list, on a website which, let's be honest, has no real significance, anyone who is so anal, and so deluded to think anyone actually gives a flying fuck anyway, anyone, including you, who has spent so much time and effort compiling such a thing, must be a totally sad and shrivelled sack of fucking shit with no fucking life whatsoever.

so, you can call me what you like, i really don't give a fuck what you say, you're no-one. really.
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:43, archived)

Oh wow, what a fucking wanker he's turned out to be.
I knew I'd end up being right about this.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:45, archived)

^_^

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:47, archived)

Way to make it look like you don't care you stupid fucking wanker.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:49, archived)

way to make it seem like you do you silly tit

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:49, archived)

You really need to go on your own list for this.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:49, archived)

oh the irony!

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:50, archived)

I'm already on there.
I'm not about to put myself on there for calling this fucking wanker a fucking wanker until he showed himself to be a fucking wanker.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:54, archived)

i love you
i want you to know that. i want to kiss your cherry lips and twiddle your curly hair around my fingers.
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:55, archived)

fist my ass pls

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:57, archived)

i would be delighted

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:58, archived)

I'm just seeing "Mike getting all ragey" for no apparent reason.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:56, archived)

^this

( pickspicks, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:59, archived)

Is it because I keep saying 'fucking wanker'?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:59, archived)

i think it's because you're proving who the wanker is
with a great degree of certainty
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:04, archived)

It appears
this has just made "the list"
( pickspicks, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:49, archived)

i definitely think it should be on there

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:50, archived)

It is

( pickspicks, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:58, archived)

not really in the right place tho, or under the right title
oh well, perhaps i should put it in my profile, under a more correct heading, oh no, wait a minute, that would be really fucking sad.
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:07, archived)

Oh is this that list no-one cares about that you care about?
I really don't see how it's any 'sadder' than being here at 7 minutes past 4. I'm glad it incites so much anger in you though, even though you don't care about it, obviously.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:10, archived)

i don't care about your list
i'm just concerned about the inaccuracies in it. i just think, if you're going to do it, you should do it properly, for your sake, otherwise you might end up getting all disappointed with yourself and become really bitter and miserable and end up wanting to kill yourself.

i'm off to bed. goodnight pickle.
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:18, archived)

Oh my, that sounds like a world of butt hurt.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:02, archived)