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mike woz ere
except for the nice clothes and great arse
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
lol still smarting for Bob Todd's popular zing.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)

yeahhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
I like it when people mention me. :D

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
I like it when you reduce Mortal Wombat to a wobbling mess and get popular paged for it.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
i like it when you're reduced to just being a troll
like, all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
when was that?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:31, archived)

what part of all the time don't you understand?
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
I understand the term I just don't recognise your use of it as I can't recall a time when MWE was reduced to being a troll

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
What happened to all the WACKness MW?
Start a thread saying "fuck off" or something. They always brighten up the board and show how intellectual and above all this you are.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
i prefere to reply in the threads atm
fuck off :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
Is it because it almost keeps your cuntiness below the radar?
¦:¬D|
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
fuck me you really are someone i'd quite like to punch :)

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
Totally getting scared now.
Take those empty threats back.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
not a threat darling
i'd never dream of touching you, i wouldn't want you to rub off on me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
this is fucking well sexy

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
I'm just curious as to what the next smiley will be.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
i'm out of smileys now those where all i knew :(
oh the irony
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
k

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
¯\(º_o)/¯

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
8===D-

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)
RUISLIP ....HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
*special ruislip fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
I hope it's some sort of massive skywards penis wobble
To live in Ruislip you need to have a 10" winky. 100% TRUE.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
10" when soft

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)
COURSE! What do I look like?!? A....POOOOOOFTA OR SUMMINK!?!!?
you going Christmas party?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
what christmas party?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
Calander one where we'll all be (except mike, the pervert)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6553937
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
you're not my pal buddy

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
Haha
You said he wasn't your pal...

and then called him buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
He's not your buddy, guy.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
he's not your guy, friend

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
Is he my boyfriend?

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
Will he be my hombre?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
Que el sombero es el mejor?
EL MEXAN HAT ES EL MEJOR!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
Lo hice en mi sombrero de toma de clase

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)
Excelente.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
you don't speak spanish very well
sorry, you just don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)
Usted no puede percibir el poder de la Mexan Hat.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
i'm taking wombats side here, you lot are just nasyt cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
It's true.
We're just a big clique of trolls.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)
To use the popular quotation
'Arguing on the internet is like getting a gold medal at the paralympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded'
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
Special olympics. You've confused cripples with retards. Easily done.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
Cripple spacker piss

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:49, archived)
Paralympics is cripples, not spackers.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
My apologies...
I get things mixed up sometimes. Important things. Like when I got 'androids' and 'cyborgs' mixed up in a seminar and got shouted at like a naughty kid in P.E.
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)
That's about the level of unnecessary pedantry you can expect on the dayshift here.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)

My tutor seemed to take it REALLY personally as well... as if I had somehow shamed them.
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
I would too if the course was Humanoid Robots 101.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
Maybe they had a Robo-Penis?
Harsh man, I would hve done a robot dance to make them feel bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
You could have cheered them up by singing an a cappella version of "Mr. Roboto".

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)
That wouldn't have gone down well
SHE's a feminist. The really militant kind... she'd probably shout again and tell me to sing 'Citizen Roboto' or 'Person Roboto'
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
i'm the same with dolphins and porpoises

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
Yeah but it'd be great to be the BEST retard.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:49, archived)
oh don't worry there mike!
you don't even need to try
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
Are you still here?
Most people go to bed when they realise everyone hates them.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
yeah, because b3ta is my life
oh sorry that wasn't meant to be an insult
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)
If you're a blind sprinter you're allowed a GUIDE DOG!
That was a lie, butjustimagineifitwastroooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
The bookies would love it
Humans sprinting AND dog racing.
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
All we need now is blind jockeys and I'll be MADE!
*daydreams*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
Huh?
Jockeys race horses, not dogs.

How about blind jockeys racing blind horses?
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)
I just woke up because I could smell that injustice was on the internet
Mike is fucking wicked cool, you got owned, deal with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
i'll take your word for that ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
Sweet. Equilibrium restored, night.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
You could take everyone else's word for it as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
oh hello everyone else
thanks for your input
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
You're such a terrible troll.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
you're such a terrible bully :'(

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin one

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
who the the fuck are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:02, archived)