Holy shit!
I didn't know .pngs could be animated until just now. What didn't you know until recently?
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I didn't know .pngs could be animated until just now. What didn't you know until recently?
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If we were to punch fists, cars would flip three streets over.
Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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It'd be like that bit in Iron Man where Tony Stark fights Obadiah Springfield or whatever he's called.
You'd be Obadiah because you're large and bald, online.
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You'd be Obadiah because you're large and bald, online.
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I'm like Richard o'Brien but in this case fat nerds dislike me.
So, ALMOST like Richard o'Brien. Online.
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So, ALMOST like Richard o'Brien. Online.
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It'd be like that end fight of The Matrix.
All of the clones watching will be Baldmonkey's other accounts.
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All of the clones watching will be Baldmonkey's other accounts.
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just so you know,
we're all baldmonkey's other accounts. it's just you and him/me on here.
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we're all baldmonkey's other accounts. it's just you and him/me on here.
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they were no match for captain wacky
later renamed maximinimus
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later renamed maximinimus
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That sleeping from 2pm to 8pm can make you think it's currently early morning.
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Hmmm...
That Avatar was actually worth seeing. Although I was expecting Squirrels with Tits to pop out at some point and maybe some of your artwork as well Bob.
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That Avatar was actually worth seeing. Although I was expecting Squirrels with Tits to pop out at some point and maybe some of your artwork as well Bob.
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That the ball only has to overhang the quarter circle line when taking a corner.
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whoa
i didn't know that either. pretty cool
i only discovered mozzarella affumicata recently. it is a wonderful cheese
( , Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)
i didn't know that either. pretty cool
i only discovered mozzarella affumicata recently. it is a wonderful cheese
( , Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)
Srsly though, tell me about the cheese.
I like cheese. CHEEESEEEEEEEEEE
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I like cheese. CHEEESEEEEEEEEEE
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really?
it's like mozzarella, but drier, and bacony smokey. not like german cheeses though, more light and fluffy. and oh so good on pizza
we combined it with ostrich sausages, and it was a-mazing
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it's like mozzarella, but drier, and bacony smokey. not like german cheeses though, more light and fluffy. and oh so good on pizza
we combined it with ostrich sausages, and it was a-mazing
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Cheese connoisseurs like spacefish and myself wouldn't even wipe our arses with that.
We'd probably use the outside of some brie or something.
( , Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)
We'd probably use the outside of some brie or something.
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That people still wore capes.
I went out for a wander and saw a man wearing one and peering into a motorbike shop. I would have laughed out loud but I didn't, because the dude's wearing a cape, he's probably a psycho.
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I went out for a wander and saw a man wearing one and peering into a motorbike shop. I would have laughed out loud but I didn't, because the dude's wearing a cape, he's probably a psycho.
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there's a guy I've seen at the farmers' market the last couple of weeks
who wears a black cape and a The Prisoner No. 6 badge.
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who wears a black cape and a The Prisoner No. 6 badge.
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There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis.
What a prick.
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What a prick.
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I own a purple cape
and want a navy blue and red nurse's one.
Capes are great.
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and want a navy blue and red nurse's one.
Capes are great.
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I've never seen a nurse in a red cape.
I guess that's for the private patients.....
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I guess that's for the private patients.....
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They used to wear them back in the days when Nurses were almost exclusively female.
Angels (an old medical drama from the early 80s) had a few nurses in capes.
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Angels (an old medical drama from the early 80s) had a few nurses in capes.
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I dunno, I think that's better than calling it the 'lounge'.
I fucking hate that word unless it's being used on a ship or in an airport.
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I fucking hate that word unless it's being used on a ship or in an airport.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOMEN FIND YOU PHYSICALLY REPULSIVE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This is actually an auto-complete from the last time a woman found you repulsive.
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This is actually an auto-complete from the last time a woman found you repulsive.
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You were in a relationship?
Bad luck man. Breaking up on Valentines' day is a cunt. Done it once, messed me right up. Sorted myself out eventually though. You and me should hit a town at some point.
( , Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:10, archived)
Bad luck man. Breaking up on Valentines' day is a cunt. Done it once, messed me right up. Sorted myself out eventually though. You and me should hit a town at some point.
( , Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:10, archived)
You're damned right.
I'll be like "BITCHES, THIS MAN HAS A PIPE" and you they'll be like "SHIT NO" and I'll be like "SHIT YEAH, HEY RUNKY, SHOW THESE LADIES YOUR PIPE" and then you WON'T get your penis out but will show the your smoking implement and three will faint and I'll have my way with them while you get fawned over the the tougher ones.
( , Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
I'll be like "BITCHES, THIS MAN HAS A PIPE" and you they'll be like "SHIT NO" and I'll be like "SHIT YEAH, HEY RUNKY, SHOW THESE LADIES YOUR PIPE" and then you WON'T get your penis out but will show the your smoking implement and three will faint and I'll have my way with them while you get fawned over the the tougher ones.
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Cheer up, I'm sure you can talk it out with your girlfr-...OH! HAHAHAHHA
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He has a different pair of box frame glasses for every day of the week.
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He buys his girlfriend two tickets to an opera show neither he or she likes for Valentines Day and then she breaks up with him.
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He owns a pipe but refuses to smoke it as the tobacco industry is a massive capitalist cess pit,
and he ain't into that shit.
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and he ain't into that shit.
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Are you fuck. Your ex was batshit mental.
/utterly judgemental and opinionated, but probably RIGHT on the internet.
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/utterly judgemental and opinionated, but probably RIGHT on the internet.
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He fails to see 'Tim Nice but Dim' as a parody of the chap classes.
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He has a sterling silver money clip with his initials on, from the Betterware catalogue.
It's in a drawer somewhere.
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It's in a drawer somewhere.
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Actually, I keep my money in a battered metal Lucky Strike box holder that I got in Serbia.
It's the coolest wallet in the world.
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It's the coolest wallet in the world.
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I'm not really sure it does.
No reference to pipes, fine cuisine or corduroy. It's off the mark by a large margin.
( , Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:26, archived)
No reference to pipes, fine cuisine or corduroy. It's off the mark by a large margin.
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It's got it all rnuk.
A bit of name dropping, something quirky, doing it because you think it'll make you more interesting. It's seriously the perfect rnuk post.
( , Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:27, archived)
A bit of name dropping, something quirky, doing it because you think it'll make you more interesting. It's seriously the perfect rnuk post.
( , Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:27, archived)
I don't think it counts as name dropping if the name in't a person.
Otherwise you could accuse someone talking about how they'd been to Mcdonalds as being a right namedropper. Fucking luvvies, banging on about Mcdonalds, in my day we called it t'chippy AND WE WERE HAPPIER.
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Otherwise you could accuse someone talking about how they'd been to Mcdonalds as being a right namedropper. Fucking luvvies, banging on about Mcdonalds, in my day we called it t'chippy AND WE WERE HAPPIER.
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I'm actually going to click it because it far out-rnuks anything else suggested in this subthread.
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Put on loads of weight, removed his spine and put a penis on his cranium.
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Gossip. And other shit.
And that I'm going to France for a week in June. Score.
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And that I'm going to France for a week in June. Score.
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Found out yesterday
That my friends fiance just got sent to prison
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That my friends fiance just got sent to prison
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Found out 30 minutes ago
That it was for ticket fraud and for 18 months. Poor girl. And poor him, seemed like a nice guy really, just got caught up in bad stuff.
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That it was for ticket fraud and for 18 months. Poor girl. And poor him, seemed like a nice guy really, just got caught up in bad stuff.
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He's been writing fake parking tickets
and convincing people to pay them by sending envelopes full of cash to his council flat.
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and convincing people to pay them by sending envelopes full of cash to his council flat.
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Holy fuck this is actually a brilliant idea for a con
I could make a fortune doing this.
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I could make a fortune doing this.
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18 months i reckon lottery tickets, folded neatly into wraps containing a white powder
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that is some fraud, she aint no first timer to get 18 months, still she'll be out in 9, did she do any on remand? could be sooner
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it's the he part, she's the friend
and having to hastily fine a new home. Such a nice girl, was planning her wedding and all sorts until recently.
it was about 15 months of refund shenigans at the Barbican. Found a Guardian article about it.
But yeah, 9 months seems likely I suppose. Just been discussing what you do in that situation... you thought you knew the person you were engaged to etc...
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and having to hastily fine a new home. Such a nice girl, was planning her wedding and all sorts until recently.
it was about 15 months of refund shenigans at the Barbican. Found a Guardian article about it.
But yeah, 9 months seems likely I suppose. Just been discussing what you do in that situation... you thought you knew the person you were engaged to etc...
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he must of ripped off a lot of cash mind, tell him do his bird and keep the cash, few months in the 'down' and he'll be in ford, great times
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and to be fair she don't need to split up with him, we all make mistakes, i bet she liked the extra cash, it may still be cool
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Yeah it might be
but, they've been together 2 years, and 3/4 of that this was going on etc. What are his prospects of a career with that on your record etc..? Apparently in his favour though he does do an excellent Willy Fogg impression.
Anyway, clearly none of my business. Hence why i've not mentioned anything at all about it here.
( , Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)
but, they've been together 2 years, and 3/4 of that this was going on etc. What are his prospects of a career with that on your record etc..? Apparently in his favour though he does do an excellent Willy Fogg impression.
Anyway, clearly none of my business. Hence why i've not mentioned anything at all about it here.
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According to the pokewikipedia (oh god what have I come to)
Physiology
This tiny brown Pokémon's most famous feature is that it seems to be perpetually buried within the earth, usually having only its head visible. Another one of its most distinguishing characteristics is its big pink nose.
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Physiology
This tiny brown Pokémon's most famous feature is that it seems to be perpetually buried within the earth, usually having only its head visible. Another one of its most distinguishing characteristics is its big pink nose.
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Pokewikipedia? Not Bulbapedia? What are you, some kind of cunt?
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It's a debate that still rages on.
www.b3tards.com/u/ee0d0a7dc532064da1b6/diglett.jpg
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www.b3tards.com/u/ee0d0a7dc532064da1b6/diglett.jpg
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Mildly NSFW
saladbowl.deviantart.com/art/Dugtrio-Underneath-the-Surface-95213791
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saladbowl.deviantart.com/art/Dugtrio-Underneath-the-Surface-95213791
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Nah really?
It's light reflection surely otherwise it would have some kinda outline.
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It's light reflection surely otherwise it would have some kinda outline.
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It is reflection, but it's meant to be one of those 'cannot unsee' pictures.
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Damn. You're right. Well that's a tiny bit of my childhood soiled right there.
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I found out last night that my brother and sister used to smoke
for years, my brother was still smoking in the first months of his marriage and I never had a clue!
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for years, my brother was still smoking in the first months of his marriage and I never had a clue!
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that Paul McGann has his first starring role in The Monocled Mutineer
rather than Withnail and I
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rather than Withnail and I
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are you sure it's not like this?
media.fukung.net/images/16606/2d3a88e8c2ad6c156f7070dbfe33a4d1.jpg
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media.fukung.net/images/16606/2d3a88e8c2ad6c156f7070dbfe33a4d1.jpg
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Not sure what this is going for
cupboard door handles look a bit like nips? Or is that just me needing to get laid?
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cupboard door handles look a bit like nips? Or is that just me needing to get laid?
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How long for?
Todd's given away that it's a gif, but I can't tell if it's just failing to animate or if I'm genuinely missing something.
( , Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)
Todd's given away that it's a gif, but I can't tell if it's just failing to animate or if I'm genuinely missing something.
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