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Holy shit!
I didn't know .pngs could be animated until just now. What didn't you know until recently?
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)
That .pngs were animations.
I might go pick a fight.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)
With whom?

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)
Are you starting?

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)
If we were to punch fists, cars would flip three streets over.
Oh yeah.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:11, archived)
It'd be like that bit in Iron Man where Tony Stark fights Obadiah Springfield or whatever he's called.
You'd be Obadiah because you're large and bald, online.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:12, archived)
I'm like Richard o'Brien but in this case fat nerds dislike me.
So, ALMOST like Richard o'Brien. Online.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:13, archived)
oh man, let's go jammers
see how big a crater we can make
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
It'd be like that end fight of The Matrix.
All of the clones watching will be Baldmonkey's other accounts.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:18, archived)
just so you know,
we're all baldmonkey's other accounts. it's just you and him/me on here.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:20, archived)
Well that would explain my waki outburts

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:21, archived)
they were no match for captain wacky
later renamed maximinimus
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:28, archived)
Watch yourself, I'm wearing my cloak now

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:30, archived)
dahn dahn DAAAAAAHN

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:40, archived)
Oh man
Who would be Neo and who would be Smith?
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:20, archived)
they're both baldmonkey.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:21, archived)
well, jmg has to be The One

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:22, archived)
That sleeping from 2pm to 8pm can make you think it's currently early morning.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:02, archived)
How little I could care about something.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:02, archived)
Is that something 'being interesting or funny'

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)
Hmmm...
That Avatar was actually worth seeing. Although I was expecting Squirrels with Tits to pop out at some point and maybe some of your artwork as well Bob.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:02, archived)
That the ball only has to overhang the quarter circle line when taking a corner.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)
That SexFace had an iPhone.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)
that JackAction knew that SexFace had an iPhone

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:26, archived)
whoa
i didn't know that either. pretty cool

i only discovered mozzarella affumicata recently. it is a wonderful cheese
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)
Tell me more.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)
summer pizza happens so fast

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:23, archived)
Srsly though, tell me about the cheese.
I like cheese. CHEEESEEEEEEEEEE
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:25, archived)
really?
it's like mozzarella, but drier, and bacony smokey. not like german cheeses though, more light and fluffy. and oh so good on pizza

we combined it with ostrich sausages, and it was a-mazing
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:30, archived)
Would it be wasted on top of some toast?

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)
hell no
it's cheese of win, it will rule all foods
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 23:15, archived)

this is my favorite cheese
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:31, archived)
Cheese connoisseurs like spacefish and myself wouldn't even wipe our arses with that.
We'd probably use the outside of some brie or something.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)
That people still wore capes.
I went out for a wander and saw a man wearing one and peering into a motorbike shop. I would have laughed out loud but I didn't, because the dude's wearing a cape, he's probably a psycho.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:05, archived)
bicycle repair man thinking of turning evil

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
there's a guy I've seen at the farmers' market the last couple of weeks
who wears a black cape and a The Prisoner No. 6 badge.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis.
What a prick.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)
I own a purple cape
and want a navy blue and red nurse's one.

Capes are great.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:17, archived)
<s>cape</s> awning
x2
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:20, archived)
I have a cloak

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:24, archived)
I've never seen a nurse in a red cape.
I guess that's for the private patients.....
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:28, archived)
Have you seen Atonement?

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:30, archived)
They used to wear them back in the days when Nurses were almost exclusively female.
Angels (an old medical drama from the early 80s) had a few nurses in capes.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:41, archived)
Just going to quote Noit here:
"probably a psycho"
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:40, archived)
I still don't know anything.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)
I'm actually a massive spineless dickhead.
/break-up blog
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)
we could have told you that

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)
He calls his living room 'the den.'

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:10, archived)
haha fuck you're fucking joking fucks sake

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:11, archived)
I dunno, I think that's better than calling it the 'lounge'.
I fucking hate that word unless it's being used on a ship or in an airport.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:13, archived)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOMEN FIND YOU PHYSICALLY REPULSIVE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This is actually an auto-complete from the last time a woman found you repulsive.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)
Not as much as me.
/belly blog
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:10, archived)
i'm sure you knew you were a dickhead before now

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:09, archived)
I lol'd.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:10, archived)
You were in a relationship?
Bad luck man. Breaking up on Valentines' day is a cunt. Done it once, messed me right up. Sorted myself out eventually though. You and me should hit a town at some point.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:10, archived)
This post looks like a C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:11, archived)
Yeah.
You'll help to make me look good.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:12, archived)
You're damned right.
I'll be like "BITCHES, THIS MAN HAS A PIPE" and you they'll be like "SHIT NO" and I'll be like "SHIT YEAH, HEY RUNKY, SHOW THESE LADIES YOUR PIPE" and then you WON'T get your penis out but will show the your smoking implement and three will faint and I'll have my way with them while you get fawned over the the tougher ones.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
And THEN I'll get m penis out.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)
Man, your moves are smooth.
/ac
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:18, archived)
haha you stupid prick.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:11, archived)
this is my favourite thread

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:12, archived)
Cheer up, I'm sure you can talk it out with your girlfr-...OH! HAHAHAHHA

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:12, archived)
He wears rugby shirts with the collar up.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:13, archived)
Now this is a step too far.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)
MTFU

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
He has a different pair of box frame glasses for every day of the week.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
He buys his girlfriend two tickets to an opera show neither he or she likes for Valentines Day and then she breaks up with him.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)
He owns a pipe but refuses to smoke it as the tobacco industry is a massive capitalist cess pit,
and he ain't into that shit.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)
Are you fuck. Your ex was batshit mental.
/utterly judgemental and opinionated, but probably RIGHT on the internet.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:16, archived)
He owns a motorized tie rack.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:17, archived)
To be fair,
I'd like one of those.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:17, archived)
He washes his hands before and after he urinates.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:17, archived)
He has a personalised attache case with his initials on.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:18, archived)
He fails to see 'Tim Nice but Dim' as a parody of the chap classes.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:19, archived)
He has a sterling silver money clip with his initials on, from the Betterware catalogue.
It's in a drawer somewhere.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:20, archived)
Actually, I keep my money in a battered metal Lucky Strike box holder that I got in Serbia.
It's the coolest wallet in the world.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:23, archived)
This single post completely sums rnuk up.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:24, archived)
I'm not really sure it does.
No reference to pipes, fine cuisine or corduroy. It's off the mark by a large margin.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:26, archived)
It's got it all rnuk.
A bit of name dropping, something quirky, doing it because you think it'll make you more interesting. It's seriously the perfect rnuk post.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:27, archived)
Serbia isn't a person, mike.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:28, archived)
Isn't it the name of a country?

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:30, archived)
I don't think it counts as name dropping if the name in't a person.
Otherwise you could accuse someone talking about how they'd been to Mcdonalds as being a right namedropper. Fucking luvvies, banging on about Mcdonalds, in my day we called it t'chippy AND WE WERE HAPPIER.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:32, archived)
I'm actually going to click it because it far out-rnuks anything else suggested in this subthread.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)
I like rnuk.
He's a Good Person.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)
Oh shush up Spackmund.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
lol it's tipped the scales

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:38, archived)
oh jesus we don't need to make anything up at all!

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)
i clicked it,
my gosh.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:31, archived)
His name is Robert Paulson.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:21, archived)
WHAT DID YOU DO?

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)
Put on loads of weight, removed his spine and put a penis on his cranium.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)
Gossip. And other shit.
And that I'm going to France for a week in June. Score.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)
Found out yesterday
That my friends fiance just got sent to prison
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:16, archived)
Found out 30 minutes ago
That it was for ticket fraud and for 18 months. Poor girl. And poor him, seemed like a nice guy really, just got caught up in bad stuff.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:17, archived)
Ticket fraud?
What kind of ticket?
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:22, archived)
He's been writing fake parking tickets
and convincing people to pay them by sending envelopes full of cash to his council flat.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:25, archived)
Holy fuck this is actually a brilliant idea for a con
I could make a fortune doing this.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:26, archived)
you want to know how to?
Just send $1 to "Happy Dude"...
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:27, archived)
18 months i reckon lottery tickets, folded neatly into wraps containing a white powder

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:26, archived)
There might be a Talc shortage
But not that much of one.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:28, archived)
some chocolate factory or something

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:28, archived)
that is some fraud, she aint no first timer to get 18 months, still she'll be out in 9, did she do any on remand? could be sooner

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:22, archived)
it's the he part, she's the friend
and having to hastily fine a new home. Such a nice girl, was planning her wedding and all sorts until recently.

it was about 15 months of refund shenigans at the Barbican. Found a Guardian article about it.

But yeah, 9 months seems likely I suppose. Just been discussing what you do in that situation... you thought you knew the person you were engaged to etc...
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:25, archived)
he must of ripped off a lot of cash mind, tell him do his bird and keep the cash, few months in the 'down' and he'll be in ford, great times

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)
Gambling
Ain't none left.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:30, archived)
and to be fair she don't need to split up with him, we all make mistakes, i bet she liked the extra cash, it may still be cool

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:32, archived)
Yeah it might be
but, they've been together 2 years, and 3/4 of that this was going on etc. What are his prospects of a career with that on your record etc..? Apparently in his favour though he does do an excellent Willy Fogg impression.

Anyway, clearly none of my business. Hence why i've not mentioned anything at all about it here.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)

This.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:17, archived)
quite
I'd have gone for a shiny reflection on a pink nose.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:18, archived)
According to the pokewikipedia (oh god what have I come to)
Physiology
This tiny brown Pokémon's most famous feature is that it seems to be perpetually buried within the earth, usually having only its head visible. Another one of its most distinguishing characteristics is its big pink nose.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)
Pokewikipedia? Not Bulbapedia? What are you, some kind of cunt?

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:31, archived)
Yeah it was from Bulbapedia.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)
Okay, carry on.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
It's a debate that still rages on.
www.b3tards.com/u/ee0d0a7dc532064da1b6/diglett.jpg
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)
CONTROVERSY
How are you?
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:39, archived)
Mildly NSFW
saladbowl.deviantart.com/art/Dugtrio-Underneath-the-Surface-95213791
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:39, archived)
Apparently diglets have feet.
Thank you, Bulbapaedia!
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:44, archived)
*click*

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:46, archived)
That's blown my mind.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:19, archived)
Really?
I thought it was just light reflecting...
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:19, archived)
Really?!

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:21, archived)
His two mouths at the top have teeth too.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:23, archived)
Nah really?
It's light reflection surely otherwise it would have some kinda outline.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
It is reflection, but it's meant to be one of those 'cannot unsee' pictures.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:38, archived)
Damn. You're right. Well that's a tiny bit of my childhood soiled right there.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:40, archived)
I found out last night that my brother and sister used to smoke
for years, my brother was still smoking in the first months of his marriage and I never had a clue!
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)
that Paul McGann has his first starring role in The Monocled Mutineer
rather than Withnail and I
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:38, archived)
are you sure it's not like this?
media.fukung.net/images/16606/2d3a88e8c2ad6c156f7070dbfe33a4d1.jpg
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:38, archived)
I could tell that was a gif from the compression.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:43, archived)
Not sure what this is going for
cupboard door handles look a bit like nips? Or is that just me needing to get laid?
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:44, archived)
Keep watching it.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:45, archived)
How long for?
Todd's given away that it's a gif, but I can't tell if it's just failing to animate or if I'm genuinely missing something.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)
It takes fucking ages to happen. It's probably not worth the time to be honest.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:53, archived)
Oh for christ's sake.

(, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:57, archived)