a nurse just told me i was handsomebut she might have been using it as a diversion because moments later she rammed a venflon into my arm
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I got asked out by a nurse once in a walk-in centre, while I had my trousers down.I was confused.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:25,
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Yeah, her timing was pretty atrocious.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:27,
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By the sounds of thingsso was he.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:26,
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What?There are MALE nurses as well you know. Sexist
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:35,
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Wait, are you saying that that Amorous Badger chick's not a girl?Man, that's the last time I pander her.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:38,
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I dunno!She is deffo not a penguin I know that much.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:43,
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Ah well.A female GP touched my winky once. She had a student with her, so they swapped position and the student touched my winky too. I'd gone in with a bad knee.
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CowJam, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:40,
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was it just hanging in the way of your ganglion?or could they both simply not resist the massive gravitational pull of your groin
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While the student lass played with my kneethe GP stood by my side and inadvertently rested a hand on my cock. Then they swapped places. Took my mind of my torn cartilage quite nicely though. Didn't quite make up for being rested up for a fortnight and having to quit bar work.
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CowJam, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:56,
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I assumed aardvark was straightbecause statistically he is.
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CowJam, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:41,
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he has a ribbon of aaAAAaaAAAAAAAAaaAaaAAAaAAAAarRrrrrrrrRRRrRRrrRRrdvAaAaaAAaAaaAaaAaaaAAaaAaARRRRRrrrrRrrk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!where ever he goes (going nowhere near the ass of u and me thing)
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I almost, but not quite, understand what you're saying.I like it though, because it has the letter A repeatedly.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:53,
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alrightaaAAAaaAAAAAAAAaaAaaAAAaAAAAarRrrrrrrrRRRrRRrrRRrdvAaAaaAAaAaaAaaAaaaAAaaAaARRRRRrrrrRrrk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:32,
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:DAlright JackAction, you sexy thing.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:35,
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i know. many people find the idea of me not being in the best of health a right tear jerker(, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:27, archived)
Unlikely - unless you are on fire.I'd be sad if you were on fire.
Are you on fire?
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thankssend your tears to me in a jar and i'll use them to anoint satanic babies
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Ahhhnurses are wonderful ain't they.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:28,
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as a medical term it means "having hands which are too big"sorry
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spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:29,
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I'll give you a small hand if you manage it.(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:38,
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i thought it meanti'll meet you in an alley witha cutlass
/crays
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hi im tom cullenspotify:track:1fpuBGs3LXj27u5NKt5Gaw (Supersonic by Jamiroquai)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:32,
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I can't give a shit for someonewho won't tell me what's wrong with them.
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CowJam, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:33,
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What, seriously?You're meant to catch it while you're in hospital, not go in with it.
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CowJam, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:37,
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yeahgoing in with mrsa will totally fuck them up. Honest.
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CowJam, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:57,
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