I shat myself once in public
thankfully only my best mate was nearby.

I've probably told the story before but basically I'd had quite a lot of MDMA and then gone clubbing. After walking 30 mins across town I decided I needed a wee and nipped into an alley, at which point, without warning I evacuated my bowels quite forcfully down my legs.

I had to walk waddle 30 mins back home with congealing, cooling liquid shit in my (light beige) trousers.

I had a bath, got changed and went back out.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:56, archived)

*falls off chair*
*giggles uncontrollably*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:57, archived)

Drugs are bad
m'kay

Edit: It was a really cold November night too, I must have steamed as I walked home
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:00, archived)

Ha ha ha
That's just a superb story - one to tell the kids when you're older.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:01, archived)

indeed

(G.Eusebio ...Fentruk from the long past..., Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:51, archived)

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:58, archived)

This is being bookmarked for future blackmail.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:59, archived)

haha!
I had to take a poo outside once. Combination of too much weed, alcohol and the fact I had lost my house keys. Then I fell asleep next to it and woke up wondering where the fuck I was and what the fuck I had done.
( Jobe, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:59, archived)

Pfft!
Now that's the sort of story you save up and never tell anyone. Ever.

Not even a bunch of piss-taking bastards on an internet messageboard.

:)
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:59, archived)

Exactly
we shall now call you Fen "Light beige trousers" ris
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:01, archived)

Light beige dark beige
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:10, archived)

You should know by now
that I have no shame, and hopefully the people that have met me will say that I'm the same irl :D
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:02, archived)

*giggles profusely*

( Malchick, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:00, archived)

Hehehehehe.
Heeh.
( Comma, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:01, archived)

I am visiting from the future.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 13:26, archived)

im from further in the future
and would judt like to reassure you. you're still an insufferable cunt.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 15:13, archived)