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C0W DAY1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM ALREADY ON THE PISS
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GET UR UDDRS OUT
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 4:54, archived)
MOOOOO
NGY
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 7:49, archived)
OH GOD I DIDN'T SLEEP IT'S TOO EXCITING

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:37, archived)
the vengabus is coming and everyone is jumping

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:06, archived)
MEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:09, archived)
AAAWWW YEAH COW DAY
I'm veal-ly looking forward to this! HA HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:24, archived)
I 'cud' hardly sleep last night I was so excited AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:27, archived)
Plus it was friesian in my room!!!! AS IN 'FREEZING'!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:28, archived)
I've already done that one last year, jesus keep up man

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:15, archived)
have you seen that medical drama about a group of young surgical cow interns?
i think it's called graze anatomy
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:54, archived)
i audibly groaned at this one
(then lol'd!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:44, archived)
very amoosing

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:26, archived)
don't milk it

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:55, archived)
this is udderly awful

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:56, archived)
what's your beef?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:03, archived)
burgered if i know

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:17, archived)
figure it out, there is a lot at steak here

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:38, archived)
HAHAHAHA THATS A HORSE NOT A COW HAHAHAHA YOU FARMDIOT

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:49, archived)
A COW STOLE MY TENT

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:43, archived)

TENT HEART
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:53, archived)
THE VERY NEXT DAY I GAVE IT AWAY

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:55, archived)

TENT VIRGINITY
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:03, archived)

COW TENT
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:20, archived)
My virginity is so vast and wide millions shelter 'neath its quilted glory

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:27, archived)
MORE LIKE HORSE DAY IN TESCO AMIRITE

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:54, archived)
I GET THIS!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:02, archived)
HAHA SATIRE

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:06, archived)
HOW DO DEAD JOCKEYS GET TO CEMETERYS?
IN A HEAORSE
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:23, archived)
Cows are oustanding

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:54, archived)
hello two hats
how is literally any aspect of your life?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:59, archived)
Good morning The Doveston
Certain aspects of my life are going fairly well, thanks for asking. And you?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:04, archived)
smashing, just counting down the hours because i live for the weekend

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:07, archived)
i approve of this increase in the frequency of your visits

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:56, archived)
And if that's not a sign of how important I am
then I don't know what is
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:34, archived)
I celebrate cows everyday.
.........v
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:39, archived)
Mooooooooooooo-ongy!
my digestive tract is celebrating a nice piece of cow now (with mushroom sauce!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:42, archived)
I'm so excited
I've hoovered the field, polished the cows, made some cakes, put some bunting up on the fence, put some christmas lights up, the fruit punch is made, there's some duckboarding down in case it's a bit too muddy, oh man this is going to be the best ever
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:51, archived)
you deserve a pat on the back

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:57, archived)
oh YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:06, archived)
cow jokes!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:09, archived)
They're all here, in black and white!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:13, archived)
imma write about this in my dairy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:19, archived)
if you are in the MOOOOOD

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:26, archived)
I don't think I have the STOMACH FOUR this
Because cows have four stomachs, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)
no they don't

(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:37, archived)
Do they not?
Why do I think that they do?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:38, archived)
most people do, it's a common misconception
they have 4 compartments in their stomach for various bits of digestion. that's all
(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:39, archived)
COWFAX

(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:39, archived)
Mind. Blown.
I bow to your superior bovine know-how.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:43, archived)
In any case, my joke still stands

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:44, archived)
it does, it's just the sentence beneath it which is wrong
you've ruined cow day for me
(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:46, archived)
This is the worst Cow Day ever
Everyone over mine for a buffet and games tomorrow? COW BOXING DAY FTW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:49, archived)
we're gonna need a massive ring
and gloves that'll fit on a hoof
(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:53, archived)
TEATS OF STRENGTH

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:57, archived)
has talk been shut down :(

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:20, archived)
i was hoping this thread could last 24 hours

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:43, archived)
I like that so many of us have fucked off now we can just have a thread a day
Much more sedate, I can handle this speed
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:43, archived)