LOL just gassed a customerSerious bag leakage and gassed a customer while he was trying to give me the details of his flat he wants to sell. It was that bad he couldn't concentrate. Won't be getting that flat.
It was like the scene out of the hunger games: catching fire when there's that fog that blisters their skin and burns like fuck. If the gas didn't burn him the bright fucking red I went should have.
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Hooray for no bumhole man!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:47,
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Ooh, just read that Michael Gove says he wants to end the "Berlin Wall" divide between the state and private school sectors in England.I wasn't aware of this wall but it sounds like a good idea to me, if we have to resort to razor wire and machine gunning to keep the proles out of our best schools then I'm all for it.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:56,
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it is literally the berlin wall thoughwhere do you think they put it after the reunification of germany?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 13:10,
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would have been a shame to waste a perfectly good wall(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 13:12,
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lolyou could probably stop a bank robbery with that thing
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:58,
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He's like gonzo, only permanently(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 13:10,
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i dunno he doesnt strike me as someone i would fall in love with(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 13:16,
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Tell QOTW, I checked and they're ok with it(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 13:12,
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