I just saw Rick Witter buying groceries in Tesco.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:49, archived)

The geezer from Shed Seven?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:50, archived)

the very same

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:52, archived)

I was once lifted out of a muddy puddle by Kelly Jones.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:38, archived)

were you raped first?

( $$ ✅, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:43, archived)

Pissed at the Leeds festival, I forget what year, torrential rain
And I mean serious mud fest, running back to the tent with the Girlfriend and slipped down a muddy slope, dragged her down with me. Guy runs over throws out his hand I take it he gets us both on our feet pulls his good back to ask if we are alright, and there looking back at me is Kelly Jones. He than ran off.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:57, archived)

pure envy

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:47, archived)

dunno who that is Dozer.
I saw Send More Paramedics in That London last night. It was EXCELLENT.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 11 May 2014, 16:51, archived)

I saw Pulled Apart By Horses last weekend
They were alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:53, archived)

HURRAH!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 11 May 2014, 16:59, archived)

I once saw Steve Coogan buying a newspaper back in the late 90s

( $$ ✅, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:59, archived)

I once saw Alexei Sayle in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:39, archived)

don't know who that is soz

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:37, archived)

I once got a signed photograph from Leslie Crowther
from The Price Is Right
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:12, archived)

how much do you think it's worth?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:15, archived)

Dunno
I wrote to them asking for a pic of the hot girls and they sent me that instead. I was gutted :(
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:37, archived)

what did he buy then dont leave us hanging man

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:42, archived)

furniture polish, bread, milk

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:44, archived)

where did you follow him to next?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:46, archived)