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Updates now please
I haven't posted here for about 5 years. I can tell this board has suffered greatly in my absence. Anyway, to business...

Do any of the following people still post here?

baldmonkey
sleepy binky
Dr Shambolic
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:29, archived)
no
no
no, unfortunately he died in 2011
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:32, archived)
Are you serious about the dying bit?
He was really funny. If that's true, I'm really sorry to hear it.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:34, archived)
He beat up a baby and got lynched.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:35, archived)
the mighty badger?

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:43, archived)
shot supermatt and went to prison for life.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:47, archived)
you are an extremely helpful boy/girl/clever typing animal.
Have a pat on the back and the appreciation of a grateful nation.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:49, archived)
*bows*

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:50, archived)
*bows*???!
Get on your knees to accept the honour I have bestowed upon you.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:53, archived)
RAPE!

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:56, archived)
Oh, I remember you now.
It was ALWAYS about forcing people to give you a blowjob with you.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:57, archived)
she doesn't even remember me.
what a cunt
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:00, archived)
I remember you.
Hello.

I also like cunts, so you'll be pleased to hear that you haven't upset me or hurt my feelings and we can still be friends.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:02, archived)
I love a good cunt

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:02, archived)
Even a slightly below average one will do for me.
Yum, yum, yum.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:04, archived)
lesbians, Dave

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:09, archived)
62932 messages on /talk?
That's got to be sadder than me having to rape people for sex.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:00, archived)
I heard he caught pox at a bash

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:50, archived)
They're all dead Dave.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:32, archived)
I remember you.
Hello.

How about Mr. Tea? spangolin?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:34, archived)
They're ALL dead Dave.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:34, archived)
STOP GETTING HYPERDRIVE WRONG

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:36, archived)
Did you seen a bird today?

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:38, archived)
Fuck off.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:42, archived)
too busy pissing on an orchestra?

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:43, archived)
Not you too...
:(
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:58, archived)
should have said that to the people that made it, really

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:41, archived)
I realy liked it.
I think most people who hated it did so because of some sort of misguided loyalty to Red Dwarf.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:48, archived)
spangolin is in prison
she does get internet privileges but b3ta is blocked
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:39, archived)
I heard she escaped to the Los Angeles underground where she survives as a soldier of fortune

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:10, archived)
I love you in the face

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:35, archived)
:D
MONO!.
:D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:37, archived)
shove it up ya

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:37, archived)
alright

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:35, archived)
alright yourself.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:43, archived)
I'm new
but apparently you're not supposed to speak to SpanishFly unless you're insulting him
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:52, archived)
Ok, thanks for that.
Any particular reason, or is it just a Cock Tuesday kind of thing?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:54, archived)
he's just making shit up.
he's a cruel, nasty, evil, angry, little man.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:57, archived)
I'm not angry

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:02, archived)
How little are you?
I like the very little boys and girls.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:07, archived)
4'11''

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:08, archived)
Four is just marginally too young for me, eleven's far too old. Sorry.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:09, archived)
WTF. being pissed are you anything related to Moggy???
/off to expel wasted booze.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 0:49, archived)
baldmonkey had a mental breakdown and came back as brb
binky was shit
shambles died in a house fire
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:35, archived)
sleepy binky was amazing
she never let me touch her
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:36, archived)
probably because you are hideous

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:37, archived)
but she's so lovely.
:(
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:38, archived)
She's the LOVELIEST.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:39, archived)
yep
just goes to show how devestating your hideousness is
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:40, archived)
:'(

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:52, archived)
You DO NOT get to bully binky.
EVER.
Fuck you The Doveston.
Just, fuck you.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:38, archived)
^upset

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:59, archived)
^Asking to be SUPER SECRET MODSTAPO STEPPED.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:01, archived)
Oh, but then i will have to find another way to pretend to work, and this way is so good as people see me reading and typing

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:06, archived)
^upset :(

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:06, archived)
does brb do baldmonkey poetry?
I like baldmonkey's poems.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:44, archived)
nah, he's shit now
just talks about his bins and is a cunt
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:17, archived)
You're lucky that very little rhymes with Doveston or I'd be all poetical up in your shit.
Anyway I rarely discuss my bins. I like to remind people to put their bins out. That's called being selfless and community minded, you selfish prick. You make me so upset sometimes.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:33, archived)
you forgot Frank
but baldmonkey is in each and every one of us.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:40, archived)
I remember when all these internets were fields

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:41, archived)
<---- /board
;p
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:46, archived)
alright you bully!

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:48, archived)
alright The LOVELIEST GMOS.
*Brooms*
:D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:49, archived)
Good afternoon our Stoooj
you well?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:52, archived)
Not bad ta chap.
You?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:56, archived)
Not feeling bad at all.
Pretty smashing.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:57, archived)
HUZZAH!
:D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:58, archived)
dunno who that is, soz

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:47, archived)
Prison
prison
Unfortunate sex accident involving pickled eggs and a white bicycle, culminating in suicide
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:01, archived)
mmmmmmmmmmm, pickled eggs.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:05, archived)
agreed

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:07, archived)
No, but I do and I'm great.
We did a vote and everyone said I was the best.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:05, archived)
I missed that. But i would have voted for you
the only one smart enough to be a doctor
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:07, archived)
Why thank you Glovington, that's very kind of you to say so.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:11, archived)
Unless this board's character has changed significantly, I find that rather hard to believe...

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:08, archived)
It's much nicer here these days, we spend most of our time complimenting each other.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:10, archived)
How very refreshing.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:12, archived)
I love what you've done with your hair, by the way

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:11, archived)
Pffft.
Thanks, I went to the hairdresser's this morning.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:13, archived)
No, I meant your other hair.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:14, archived)
Thanks. You don't think the thunderbolt is too much?

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:15, archived)
very striking

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:18, archived)
I think some people might find it a bit shocking

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:20, archived)
Electricity lols

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:45, archived)
A gentleman, and a doctor
what a catch
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:14, archived)
I hope my wife realises quite how lucky she is.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:15, archived)
it's funny you should say that because she was telling me exactly how lucky she is just the other night.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:17, archived)
alright
I died. Sad story.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:20, archived)
was it in a fire?

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:21, archived)
yeah ... a cancer fire in my balls

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:05, archived)
a real tragedy

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:22, archived)