I set my hair on fire 10 minutes ago.
Accidentally this time.
What stupid things have you done recently?
( Malchick, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 11:10, archived)

Read this post

*feels guilty*

*gives reach around as compensation*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 11:11, archived)

Decided to start cycling to work with winter approaching.

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 11:12, archived)

Ha!
*Kicks your spokes in*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 11:13, archived)

Is the
Picasso that bad?
( Jobe, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 11:18, archived)

Cycling is a great way to get around
but cunts who drive cars cant even see you when it's light.

I'd feel safer gettin unprotected cock-bum action off a Nigerian monkey than I would cycling on roads after dark.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 11:22, archived)

Once, in order to make up with a friend I had upset
I kneed her visciously in the spine.

Oh no. Wait a minute. That was you.

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HA! ha hahahahahah!





sorry.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 11:13, archived)

Pft.
Edit: it wasn't that viscious, to be fair.
( Malchick, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 11:13, archived)

Heh heh!
Well, that's okay then. I fail to see what her problem was.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 11:17, archived)

*bums*

( Malchick, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 11:18, archived)

That's not my bum.
That's a bin liner.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 11:20, archived)

It's full of
dismembered foetus's and fish heads.

What's teh fucking difference ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 11:20, archived)

Fair enough.
Carry on.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 11:22, archived)

i can't do stupid things
I'm Always sensible


may not be 100% fact, soz Lu
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 11:13, archived)

being sat here when the bus leaves at 20 past

*runs*
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 11:13, archived)

how?
I do stupid things all the time, but not that kind of thing
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 11:13, archived)

I was trying to see if could hear the lighter
and when I drew it away I could still hear a fizzy-crackly noise.
( Malchick, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 11:14, archived)

Good work, that man!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 11:16, archived)

you fool
are you ok?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 11:19, archived)

Fine,
but now my room smells horrid.
( Malchick, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 11:20, archived)

Turned up for work
When I feel sick as a parrot with bird flu!

Cough

Sniff.

Urgggghhh
(eurrrrrggggggghhhhhh Cunting /talk, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 11:25, archived)