Bwahahaha!*
A white horse goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman pours his beer, and to make conversation says 'Funny you should ask for a beer and not the whiskey named after you!'
And the horse replies 'Really, I've never heard of a whiskey called Harold...'
*I feel very bad for laughing so much at that.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:14,
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Harold Single Malt.
The smooth equine Scotch, mashed through a horse's mane at our distillery under Becher's Brook since 1877.
Despite the fact that Becher's Brook is in Liverpool, not Scotland.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:26,
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From the Wikipedia entry, eh?
:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:28,
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Drumkit falls down a man hole.
buh-dum-dum-tish
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:33,
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nice one, Tom.
Oddly /ac!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:46,
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