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# if you stroke my puppy for long enough
he does a little sick
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Why is your puppy so very very small and wrinkly?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# it's cold
warm it up with your hands
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# I don't like the look of it - it has only one eye and no fur!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# oh sod it
just whack me off will you???
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# *kicks in balls and runs*
well I'll just fuck you up instead! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# *clutches balls and spluffs*
that's secretly what I wanted
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# It's all win :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)