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# Those dot matrix signs on motorways properly give me the pip.
Easter weekend, driving down to the in-laws through some of the most horrendous weather ever, can barely see the lights of the cars in front (those which actually had their lights on, but that's a different rant), when, hoving dimly out of the miasma ahead of me comes the sign with the edifying report 'SPRAY. SLOW DOWN'.

...and don't even get me started on the 'SLOW - CONGESTION' warnings. Forty minutes in a queue staring at the same damn sign informing me that the road might be a bit busy. Pillocks.

Right. Of for lunch and a re-fluff :)

Post's nice, btw.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# DON'T HOG THE MIDDLE LANE!
STOP DRIVING LIKE A CUNT

are just two of my favourites.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:39, archived)
# If you're naughty, I hear they're quite easy to change...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Sorry...
...won't work on UK ones.

I should know, I wrote the software for the damn things (well, some of them, the HA likes to mix and match its suppliers)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)