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# I humbly accept.
Right, where's my to-do list?

1. Introduce the compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast
2. Free corsets for the under-fives
3. The abolition of Simon Cowell
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I propose a 100% Simon Cowell tax on all instances of Simon Cowell
and an orbital death ray
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# How could I have forgotten the Ion Cannon???


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)