I had some Eton Mess one time and didn't finish it. I offered it to my friend.
'Would you like some Eton Mess?'
'Surely you mean Uneaten Mess.'
True story
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the wub - guide onion for the blind,
Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:24,
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Eton mess is yummy.
How could you not finish it?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:03,
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