What actually happens at these bashes?
I imagine them being like a school disco; quiet for the first ten minutes then rapidly degenerating into a drunken fingering session.
Am I close?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:10,
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Apart from the initial 10 minutes...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:13,
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Oh, I see.
I see.
*packs bottle of cider and a nailbrush*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:15,
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