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# Original I'm afraid
The way the moon was born out of the collision of the Earth and another heavenly body meant the cheese and cracker were separated in the resulting fireball never to reform until Buzz Aldrin mushed the two together on his first moon walk to create the Cheesy Ritz.

And that's a fact.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Yeah well....you can prove anything with facts.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# so is Venus made out of TUC biscuits then?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Yes and the ring around Saturn are actually crumbs from a cheese and cocktail party held on Jupiter
This is why Saturn and Jupiter no longer speak to one another
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# it all starts making sense now
Mercury is made of twiglets
and Uranus is a big cheese football*

*badum-and-may-I-even-suggest-tish
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)