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Very few people knew that Winston Churchill invented Karaoke

Recent front page messages:

I'll repost for the hell of it

(Fri 19th Aug 2011, 13:15, More)

Apologies for size

Edit: Must spell better
(Wed 21st Jul 2010, 23:40, More)

I apologise

(Tue 6th Jul 2010, 23:00, More)


(Thu 3rd Jun 2010, 19:45, More)

I think I've solved this whole "Don't draw my Prophet as I find it really offensive" problem

And a link in case of WTF en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schrödinger's_cat
(Fri 21st May 2010, 13:01, More)


(Mon 17th May 2010, 23:43, More)

I'm going to bury this here as TOAP is TOAP

Edit: Cheers for the FP but just a quick note to say that
I wrote this as a piss-take justification of pirating movies
not as actual fact so no need to try to poke holes in it.
Instead look up Adam Curtis on Youtube and watch some
of his wonderful documentaries where you can see a
genius at work and indirectly steal from him.
(Thu 2nd Jul 2009, 0:19, More)


(Thu 14th May 2009, 21:43, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Public Transport Trauma

I would like to apologise to the cleaners
of the toilets on First Capital Connect trains. I was mid-poo and needed to be sick and I wasn't sure what to do. I now realise that deliberating with my arse facing the door and my mouth the wall wasn't the best thing to do when the spasm hit. To spray so completely two sides of a toilet and the floor, although impressive, must have ruined your morning. You will be rewarded in the afterlife and I will be reincarnated as a toilet duck.
(Thu 29th May 2008, 15:29, More)

» Professions I Hate

Every single person who works at First Capital Connect
I'm sure out of their uniform they are lovely people. But I do wonder if the management are keeping their families hostage while they work their shift. Threatening to cut off one of their children's fingers if they accidentally help someone with their journey.

Can't be easy working for such complete cunts though.
(Thu 27th May 2010, 22:47, More)