You need to pass the test
there's a written exam too, if you can write a legible sentence after 5 pints you pass. The hardest part of the test is the getting home part, if you reverse around a corner you fail, you need to get a taxi or call your mom.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:12,
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and of course
the three point turn: Run to toilet, throw up, run back to bar, drink pint
repeat until out of pub.
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_null_,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:14,
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