The fastest thing in porn.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:06,
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the fastest thing in porn
is your other half returning home earlier than you expected and getting through the front door and to where you are appreciating it
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:36,
archived)
Ha ha! Busted!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:38,
archived)
it's been close! ;D
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:48,
archived)