When the pilot says 'This is Captain Smith in the cockpit'I like to shout 'No! Not Captain Smith! Not Vodka Smith with the shaky hands/invisible friends/voices that only he can hear!' That livens things up no ends, and introduces a playful air to calm the nerves of those who are scared of flying.
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pxyzyzygy,
Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:42,
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I got a flight from prague onceThe captain was outside kicking the tyres - this is true
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Choice,
Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:45,
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