By the way, how did you know my mum is a racist gay? *dribbles*( , Thu 6 May 2010, 11:43, archived)
Mine's a gaily-dressed racist.
I thought this happened to all Mums when they reach a certain age.( , Thu 6 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
Mainly through a dark network of corruption, bribes, informants and violence
But also because I've set up covert surveillance equipment all over her house, and am watching her on a video camera as we type.( , Thu 6 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
Oh that's alright then.
I thought you was stalking her or something creepy like that.( , Thu 6 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
This is just the usual, run-of-the-mill stuff to catch benefit thieves.( , Thu 6 May 2010, 11:59, archived)