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[challenge entry] Ah well, let's drag this old chestnut out again...

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(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:40, archived)
# You.
WIN.

The End.

*Final wrap partys*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Thanks!
By the way, how did you know my mum is a racist gay? *dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:43, archived)
# it's uncanny isn't it
mine's a racist gay as well
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Mine's a gaily-dressed racist.
I thought this happened to all Mums when they reach a certain age.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 6 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Mainly through a dark network of corruption, bribes, informants and violence
But also because I've set up covert surveillance equipment all over her house, and am watching her on a video camera as we type.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Oh that's alright then.
I thought you was stalking her or something creepy like that.
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
# No, no.
This is just the usual, run-of-the-mill stuff to catch benefit thieves.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Oh shugga!
You know about that too?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Thu 6 May 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Depends.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# He does now.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 6 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# In the right conditions, I can be very forgetful.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Arf!
And what did happen to Joss Stone? Last I heard she'd gained an awful American accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# *Chortle*
I keep seeing these things in shopping centres.
Three hundred sodding quid for one set of language CDs and some voice recognition software?
Someone's 'avin a Gerald Scarfe.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:47, archived)
# reposting cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Who me?
Nah, I meant the 'joke' is old! Is it a bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:55, archived)
# hmmm
I'm sure I've seen it before..I see it's in your profile.

must have been from there.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Most probably.
I don't think I've ever come up with an original idea in my life!
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:57, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# i'd still have a go on lily allen's tits though
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
# best compo entry so far
grand job
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Ta!
Thanks everyone
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# hehehe!
click!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# I like this
I just wasn't paying attention before
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 6 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# ^^^
In all fairness, it's usually wise to not pay attention whenever I leap out of lurkage and start spamming the board again!
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Thu 6 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# You forgot one...
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT = greetings my good friend
(Mmmmminty all the beatles are aliens except for George, Thu 6 May 2010, 17:57, archived)
# mmmm...
breaks the easy two-sylable rule though? "YOOOOO - CAAAAAAAAAAANT!" maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Thu 6 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# good point
well made
(Mmmmminty all the beatles are aliens except for George, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:54, archived)